u/Supermonkeyjam

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Supermonkeyjam

Martyr still has me uneasy even after over 20 years

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If you were in charge of clone trooper production, the universe would be very different indeed

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I think their kids should get together and form a Scooby Gang. No way Reacher didn't knock up a few, they'd be smart like their dad :P

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I had to click to check but this is the exact video I was gonna suggest, better than trying to stick your fingers up it’s butthole 🤣

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I'd love to see a Necromancer isekai, no golden finger but MC is a Starcraft Pro who micro's his weak units to victory

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how did i forget the ball tasing scene???

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they should honestly just make rocket league car shells and use a giant ball

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he water-boarded himself

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Humans

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Hopefully not Mass Effect, loved the trilogy but never liked andromeda, didn’t feel like the trilogy to me

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Nintendos practices made me walk away, good memories won’t earn them anymore of my money

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Collected with care by peons who were tasked with breathing in the precious animal farts and breathing it out into the jars

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He’s teaching them to use their minds, something the modern American education system is seemingly unwilling to do

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But as you can see the capacity is there, it’s just that most women won’t succeed because of the physical differences

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Guys getting full custody

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If you already have children, either chemically castrate yourself and live or roll the dice, good luck🫡

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RIP

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Granted, the stork requires that you be 6ft tall with at least a 6 figure salary before handing over the baby

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A hard time?

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Some shitty sports game on the zx spectrum

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My luminary Guardian

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Devil lord, the assassin of Europe

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Step-bro

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Sir

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Pot noodle