u/SyntaxError79

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid fucking bastard!

The abs

AI slop

Her best skill is knowing how to operate the cleaning cart without breaking her nails.

She’s safe at sea since those boobs provide more buoyancy than a life jacket.

Face looks like a third boob.

Boobs look like somebody cut them loose and they’re running away in opposite directions.

Even the Millenium Falcon couldn’t travel the distance between forehead and manboobs in less than 12 parsecs.

Careful there female roasters, you’ll get date raped just watching these photos.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10RqILeOfKyrO8

10F + 5BOOB + 5BOOB = 20F?

Thank God this wasn’t in r/whatcouldgowrong

Andy Frank hiding from the nazis behind stuffed animals.

I see The King, two ladies and a Trump.

Guy looks like he auditioned for playing the guitar in System of a Down but was rejected due to man boobs and lack of ability.

The bee just wanted to become a beellionaire.

He could also dress himself up in Epstein files and never be found.

He’s busy asking the US military to raise the ground so he can holiday at the Mt Everest summit.

You look like you write a diary while you hide from the nazis.

They say thali means 'plate' in India… guess that explains why your hands look ready to serve pity curry.

Mouth says 44, face says 57 but boobs say 77.

It’s pretty mind-boggling how the poorest of the poor believe the richest of the rich have their best interests at heart. That’s not how plutocracy works.

To feed the poor no wait meant to say new golf courses.