u/TenNeon

Spider bro gave the assignment.
Human bro understood the assignment.
Spider bro graded the assignment.
This is a weird school.

Not to mention most of the times a god is lowered onto the stage they add more problems than they solve

More at 11:00

Instructions unclear. Gave Bastion a jetpack.

The shield has as more HP than she does

What they shoulda done was make it an immortal homing snail that kills its target on contact.

When the support is a Mercy, and they don't even die

The other day I saw a LW turn a doorway into like... an airlock, with a petal. The enemy tank crashed out at that point.

Stopped a High Noon on three of my teammates the other day. With Wrecking Ball's barrier. Yes, I was basically hugging the Cassidy.

It's not just tanks that don't like interacting with Sombra

The first amendment prevents the government from restricting speech. Reddit is not the government.

The planning office was literally the next star system over. If you can't be bothered to get involved in local affairs, there really is no helping you.

I get so irate, I could def*nestrate one

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.

99.9% of the time is closer. There are so few games that actually need a whole new engine rather than maybe custom building a major component of an existing one

Play Wings of Liberty. It's great.

Pretty sure it doesn't. It would be a crazy number if it did.

I think donate, siphon, and equalize don't count as healing.

I think it's the only counter swap most players actually know about

I'm getting 3D Terra Nil

The best ones are when both teams say you ruined their day

I play APM golf with Stukov. Can regularly get 15 APM games.

Sounds like George Jetson's job

"What if I unknowingly have multiple personalities, and one of them is running a crime syndicate, and while he's very competent, this time he slipped up?"

I loved Titanfall 1. Titanfall 2 was well made, but it wasn't really the same kind of thing.