u/ThatMBR42

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xe3lABXT9DDgkrdEyT

Phrasing

I switched from QWERTY to Dvorak, used Dvorak for almost 15 years, then switched to Colemak-DH. I much prefer Colemak-DH. Feels better to me.

Certified kissable

r/deepseakitties

r/teefless

Pure animal instinct

I'm 5'9" and my gf is 5'10". I don't know if I've ever been turned down because of my height, but at this point I don't care.

Hotboxing wunk

If you don't count my tractor, a Ryobi 40v string trimmer/brush cutter with bike handle style grip. So much better than a standard string trimmer for clearing my folks' overgrown yard. If you do count my tractor, it's a 1970s Kubota L-185DT with a loader, low hours, bought off a guy who was the second owner and took impeccable care of it. Best 7 grand I ever spent.

I've lost too many cats. I can't listen to that one.

I've heard multiple women say that a guy's smell can make or break a relationship. When I visited my gf in Australia after 9 months of talking and 6 months of dating, she told me I smelled good, and she liked my cologne choice. I felt like that was all I needed to hear.

For some reason people use "Christian" as a shorthand for Protestant. I've only ever heard Protestants do it, I think, at least until now.

This isn't Elon. It's Wu Yansheng.

Nope, it's a custom vehicle, 1 of 1.

I would definitely turn in my scourges if the belt would give me kyber, but the belt isn't giving me kyber.

I dunno, GeorDavie has zero humility and deceives hundreds of thousands.

Deeper bowls and wider outlets. They look harder to clog and/or overflow. Some people would say the two flush buttons (one does less water for just #1), but some US toilets have those.

What kind of autism simulator doesn't have trains and heavy equipment?

My girlfriend is Australian, and she's nothing like this. I just got back from visiting her, and we joked about which side of the road/car was correct for driving, but overall, a lot of daily life was the same. Their food selection was somewhat worse, their toilets were considerably better, and their ordinary wildlife is exotic to us. And everyone was super nice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WXyFIDv2PyBq

There's always another cat sub

It's not like it's a cat horror movie, which is just footage of empty food bowls

The only reason I use him at the scrap station is I can't be bothered to swap him out. If I know I'm going to be doing a long scrap session with my turbo controller, I'll swap to either two workers or a worker and BB-8

His little white toesies