u/TheScarletEmerald

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TheScarletEmerald

Mine had like 4 inches of outer crust all around, very little sauce, one basil leaf, about 8 little cheese balls, and by the time the middle was warm, the crust is hard as a brick.

TheScarletEmerald

Yes, they aren't great.

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It's good, tastes like regular ice cream.

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I just had it this evening, I wasn't impressed.

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I think the natives call it ojinfruit.

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Hawk is secretly a racist

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I thought it was Anthony

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Really? I think he forgot to mention that.

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Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

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Why don't we cut the chitchat, A-HOLE!

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Yeah, I remember those days painfully well. I eventually just stopped talking most of the time after realizing I never get responses.

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Supposedly, but I haven't tried yet.

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No I honk at the people who weave all over the road, run red lights or stop signs, almost hit me because they fail to yield. That kind of stuff.

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I use my horn at least 10 times a day. And my middle finger sometimes too.

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All these jokes are funnier than Beryl of monkeys.

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Bad dates.

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There's not much left of it these days.

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Stalker Pete.

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Will it blend?

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Too soon, man.

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Weed Trimmer is such a dork.

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Shiny.

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Rainbow jimmies

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This is amazing, you're a genius!

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Ask your doctor if a Goa'uld symbiote might be right for you.