u/TheSecretExit

These are all great. Thank you very much.

Seems like you already have a few upvotes, not counting mine, so I think this is the right answer. Thank you so much!

half a duodecillion more per second

mrw

Yeah, pressing any key for me wakes my computer up. It used to be that moving the mouse would turn it back on as well, when I had a wired mouse.

Someday I hope someone can open the Wikipedia article on cancer and read out the words "Cancer was..."

Fuck cancer.

You can watch more than one movie on Christmas Eve

Yes, unironically.

Him: "No problem!" Jubilant. Has resolved the conundrum.

This is a very good look into how the male brain operates. We see problems, we get happy when there's a solution.

puts hand on shoulder

Hey.

Don't ever not vote ever. Always vote.

Or water evaporating off the surface of the ocean and escaping the atmosphere.

\^\_\^: weeb in prison

To anyone who thinks this is a joke, yes, they actually will lock you up for a long time.

Mail fraud is no joke.

You just gave me an awesome idea for a variation of tag. Basically, if you’re tagged, you’re always it, but you get the ability to tag other not-it people. You’d start with just a few people trying to tag everyone, and it slowly grows into a pandemic. Winner is the last non-tagged kid.

Huh, forgot about that.

Amethyst in Steven’s sitcom dream in Chille Tid.

okay how

I assumed that’s implied when you’re talking to a therapist.

Who wants to watch all that boring setup anyway?

Long-standing convention in discussion of all kinds of fiction, used to denote different versions of the same character.

that's not much better

The memories are a bit... odd. I wonder how much power Pink had when she gave birth to Steven. What did she seed in his memories?

Pink as a historical entity still exists, just as much as Washington or MLK do. Pink as an actual, separate, thinking entity that continues to exist? There is no such thing, as there is no Washington or MLK who continues to think ever now. I'm not saying Steven has culpability for anything, just that... Pink is well and truly dead.