u/The_chosen_turtle

9,364 post karma · 75.5k comment karma · joined Apr 2016

The_chosen_turtle

Dude missed but they still gave the chiefs 3 points lol

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She cheated that’s why.

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Agent Krasnov wouldn’t betray his boss

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Trump supporters really have no spine to stand up for themselves huh

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Let her be free but don’t surrender yourself to her. Let her go

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Lmaoooooo is this your alpha male? Holy shit dude is a actual loser

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No way this is real dawg.

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Bro probably has been wondering what the print on the mat is. Tell him what it looks like

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People should invest in shotguns

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Dawg. Cmon

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What is this post lmaoooooooooo

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$5 she’s gonna ask you one day if she can step on your balls “just to see what it would feel like” and when she does, you need to say no

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Not Americans. Just the snowflake Magatards

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He just thought it was an app to find other people grinding like him.give him a break
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If this post is forreal, your dude is gay

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3rd one in the bottom looks like he knows shit

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Lawyer up and get the paternity test.

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She wants you to be the man? Go ahead and sell the car and get her something cheaper. She doesnt want that? Let it get repo’d. It’s as easy as that and also re evaluate that marriage

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Dont sell. I don’t care if she’s your wife. Do not sell

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Let me punish the country because you’re being mean

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Selling me random letters and numbers and calling it a game? lol pathetic I own nothing digital and will not start with gta 6

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The idiots who voted for project marvel are responsible for this

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There’s no way he didn’t sell out for game 4.
Crazy that Mike Brown who now won the NBA championship was fired for criticizing Fox in Sacramento.
There must be something going for Fox to be getting that type of protection and offer.

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I haven’t seen anyone comment this but that dude is gay. He does everything to not have sex with you or stop sex. He calls you “dominant” for asking him to grab your chest? Cmon.
Out of the whole list, the only time he actually sounded excited or interested was him pointing out the “very sparkly bra” and still wasn’t a compliment towards you.

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Dawg, read what you just typed. You ain’t saving money so that’s a lie you’re telling her. If you don’t want to be with her anymore, just break up with her

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Why would they need to secretly move the oil if they have control of the strait of Hormuz?