u/Theperfectool

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Theperfectool

My girl say “no” but she’s a bratty pillow princess into cnc sooo

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Isn’t that saying “wouldn’t kick you outta bed for eating cookies”?

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Speaking of salute, 84’ babe. I was a delayed enlistee on 9/11 had the opportunity to dip but managed to get through being part of the ground invasion of Iraq and two subsequent deployments after still a virgin. Good times, good times.

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Where’s the “wtf” gif when I need it

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Iicyigfy

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She did. Suggested I was the funniest time she’s had in bed. Chased me down a bit but I was out of the area too quickly to make a real thing out of it unfortunately.

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Pumped her off the side of the bed and she fell off the damn thing. I called the “5 second rule” then hopped down there to her and kept going saying, “still good!”.

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Maybe I need to reframe this question. What’s the split between the loyalty to the employees and the loyalty to the company of the work that you do?

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Impactful is a thing but are you not just working for the company alone at that point doing things that affect employees but on the side of corporate?

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What is the percentage of the work that you do split between helping the company and helping the employees?

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I have blonde hair on my arms and legs, grow zero chest hair, mid back length hair on my head, a salt and pepper beard i keep trimmed ttiggt and will grow a freaking wolverine in my pants if nothing is done about it. I just got my first manzilian tho and will sing the praises of that all day long. If the army didn’t require me to shave the peach fuzz on my face I would probably look like my lil bro there and be a bit sparse in that department. I wouldn’t mind that maybe but I’m not mad at any of it. I just enjoy what I have while I have it and getting rid of whatever I don’t like. I don’t think having little natural facial hair is an issue as long as it grows well on your head. Don’t trip tater chip. You are probably better off not having so much to manage. And if you’re not insecure about it no one will be giving a fk.

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+lots of sex without responsibility outside of disease. Where my other vasectomy bros at?!

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I signed up before 9/11 and just ended up there by happen stance but this is my absolute favorite game ever.

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The cloud strife voltron “limit break” is great out the box. -I just got it my first upgrade, the buster sword.

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Ozzfest Sacramento 2001 or 2002, slipknot was on the second stage in the dirt.

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Keep jd Vance tf away from him.

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Prime lilard

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Fk bycatch

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Just got back from a resort getaway in Calistoga with my ladyfriend(still a little sore from sex and massages). Gonna shop for magic cards while still vacationing in the area I used to live in, maybe go sk8….but, I’m a chopped unc so idk if I wanna hear it from the yout’s at the park. For sure gonna go spoil my nephews a bit and chill with the fam I’m near before flying back to the Caribbean on Monday.

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“Fuck” -The Butcher of Blaviken, Geralt of Rivia

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Irish

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One trick pony or have you tried other hair removal methods?

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Booze

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I’m starting to sour on pillow princess

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I could see why. I farkin love Australian words. If it’s not absolutely abbreviated to the max then there is a completely different world for it than what I grew up with. “Have a squizz”, “take a gheez”, “jumpah”, “gum boots”, “aborigine”, “capsicum”, “lux”, “cosy”, “exy”, the very non-pc “ranga”. And then there’s the whole “Trent from punchy thing”. And they fkn travel. I met soo many aussies on my travels. I love them and their slang/sayings.