u/Think_Interaction568

Hahaha... who shat my pants... whimpers

He's gotta shit REALLY BAD!

Guns... as an American... I want my pups to experience the 2nd Amendment.

...Shotgun Surgeon was RIGHT THERE

Ah yes... the "Fuck efficiency" door

"Kill me"

"Later"

Almost got a impromptu vasectomy...

Thank you.

Care to elaborate for those of us who don't speak Spanish?

PULL!

>turns sprinter count to 100%

Good luck! 😃👋

ROOKIE NUMBERS!

Wolf Mama: "This ISN'T a request by the way..."

My dog when I say "No treats"

You should add smoothbore muskets too! And have it where multiple pups have to hold onto it to "Aim" and when it fires they get sent backwards slightly from recoil. 🤣

My thoughts exactly! I was like: "DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NO! BAD COMMIE!"

The groin is unaffected, nothing of value is lost.

Okay, test for everyone, what color was the coins?

He hit his shin on the tailgate at a full sprint...

There's no such thing as 'Overkill'.

Thunder thighs? Nah, she's got storm cloud hips!

(BONK!)

I like to imagine that the grenade was already in his pocket and you telepathically pulled the pin from it...

"Yay! He's unarmed!" "...FUCK HE'S UNARMED!"

Hit everything BUT the 'H'