u/ThisEpiphany

Fucking banana-on-the-street interview

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Is there someone standing next to her that we can't see??? 👻

Hilarious!

Congratudolences

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That set was fantastic! Can't wait to see more!

Yooooooo
I appreciate this genius tier tip! Thx

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But then how would I recreate this makeup lewk???

un/j it's his favorite but after this last reaction he's asked me to not make it anymore

"You could just lie up here", gave me a full belly laugh. Good stuff, OP

Nodding in agreement the whole segment.

OP - I love seeing your stuff here. So good

Professional victim of his own circumstances would be my guess

I had a mask on as well as the gloves. I should have pulled out the respirator.

DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!!! lol I looked crazy for a while.

Swell

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Maybe, "What's something you did this weekend?".

I'm making the assumption that OP has, at least, made some type of contact with this person, exchanged hellos, and it isn't just a crush from a distance.

It leaves more room for a conversation rather than a yes or no answer. It shows a deeper interest in the other person instead of a surface level "how are you?" type of question. And can be a jumping off point to get to know them.

Edit to add...
"Just hung out and watched movies" great which ones, any good?

"Went to dinner?" Anyplace special? Favorite meals?

"Played video games" sounds fun. Which games are your favorite?

"It was raining so I cuddled up and read a book" sounds cozy. Was the book any good?

Whatever their answer, ask a followup question.

I am allergic to bananas. Last week, I was making my husband banana bread (because I love him and it's his favorite). I was wearing gloves and being super careful but at some point, I used the backside of my hand to push up my glasses. About 5 minutes later, my eyes were burning and tearing up. 10 minutes later, the bread was in the oven and I was washing my face and downing allergy medication. After a few days, once the swelling went down, my eyes looked like this for almost an entire week. My eyes are finally back to normal looking.

Long story short...get an allergy about it and you're golden. No touch ups needed.

So much lasagna

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When my son was around 4, he was so thrilled that he discovered mine that he would walk around calling me by my full government name. He thought my name was beautiful and I thought he was a goofy menace.

I'm going to be the most amazing philanthropist of all time! No one will ever go hungry on my watch! No one will worry about medical debt. Everyone will be entitled to receive the education they want. Housing - yes! I am the Santa to your wishlist. And I would immediately begin construction projects for a fast rail system across the US.

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Well, they put women in their "fuck zone" so, naturally, the opposite is a woman putting them in the "friend zone".

I like having friends and doing stuff with them. Friends are good.
But, because it's women, it's inherently bad... because nobody is touching his penis. And they are, obviously entitled to sex because women only exist for sex and aren't actually human people.

🤮

I love the one with the couple on the bench. Mom/grandma is to the side; looking at them with the biggest smile.

Last night, I was seeing some of the responses from men and it was soul crushing. She thought the guy was her friend. You put trust in a friend.
And hearing "she went to a frat party, what did she expect!?" I'm sorry but if going to a frat party means that you should expect to be raped then get rid of fraternities. Rape should never be an expectation. They don't have a "gotcha" they have excuses.

The bear doesn't text his friends to come join in on the mauling

The word dusky is making me rationally angry

Unc's got the whimsy spins

The giggle fit I got from your comment feels so inappropriate but I really needed that