u/Toirneach

Man, I love gosari. That soup looks terrific. i'm going to have to hunt down a recipe.

Stay strong. No matter how much he begs and pleads, he CANNOT get a driver's license without opposable thumbs.

I can consent to have sex with two boys. I can consent to take drugs. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I CONSENT TO HAVING A TRAIN RUN ON MY SEMI-CONSCIOUS BODY FOR THE NEXT SEVEN HOURS. It's that simple, but that incomprehensible to some people.

if everything is fine, but you feel grey.. that's depression trying to be an ass. Talk to a medical professional. You don't have to take meds, but they ho estly can help. You may just have shitty iron or thyroid or Vit D levels, so a physical is a good place to start.

Booty towels live between the mattress and box springs.

My husband has literally NEVER used my feelings against me. This man is a dumpster fire and you deserve a hell of a lot better.

Hey Birthday Twin,

GO. Go to Disney on your birthday. Take a little time to remember your Dad and tell your kids your favorite stories from your favorite birthdays together. MIL can do things another time or another year.

NTA

She said couples naturally develop a shared identity and that my corrections make it sound as if I am eager to separate myself from her.

The first part of that sentence is true. What is left out is that you also retain you own identities! It's important to maintain your own identity to have something to BRING to that shared identity. You can't fill a pitcher using the water that it already contains.

36 years ago, our wedding vows literally stated, "We have separate lives and a shared life, and that will remain so." It's part of why we've been very happy together that long. Your gf is missing that expectation. Yall need to have that talk, and soon.

I've never tried her on a whole head of cabbage! Usually we just save the outside leaves for her. With the price of food lately I'm not sure I'll experiment soon, but maybe I'll plant a few cabbages next year and save one for her.

She likes crunchy things, cold things, and smooth things. Watermelon is high on the list. And she goes through phases where she licks the metal screen door - usually as soon as it gets cold out.

Ivy will cut. you. for cabbage leaves, especially napa cabbage.

This is what happens when you let Vette and Lana wander off on a bender. Shenanigans, I tell you!

Mustard, not mayo. The sharpness plays off the bacon and the tomato becomes sweeter by comparison. I like Dijon, but yellow will do.

Brachycephalic breeds. I can't handle the looks or the sound. also any high shedding breed. TBH I'm just Team Standard Poodle for life.

Then they should have acted like parents, not bullies and abusers.

LibreOffice is free, and their Word clone is perfectly functional.

I put the back of my hand on the pavement for a good 20-30 seconds. If it's uncomfortably hot, we don't walk.I have a dog door and a large fenced yard, so walks aren't necessary for toileting.

Flocks of wild lorikeets in Australia were the loudest animals I've ever heard. Hundreds of them roosting in downtown Coff's Harbor. 10 PM, full dark, and it was as loud as a rock concert just walking down the street. I have no clue how the residents cope.

Sugar free popsicles.

Time to put those nasty women back in the box where they belong!

I somehow lost mine - I had the achievement, so clearly I'd caught one, but it went pooft. FIVE STARRED ANCIENT FISH LATER I finally caught another. RNG sucks, man.

I saw this coming when ruffles and flounces came back. Performative femininity as a beauty standard is a tool of conformity. Anorexia as fashion is next up. It's all tied in together.

Who will give the dog the best quality of life right now? In this case you need to remove ego and anger and think about her, then make the decision.

Just not quite as good as he has always believed himself to be.

Hodaddy all day, man.

Although to be fair, Ashura is still one fine human being. I'd romance him!

I thought it would be fun to 'go give Papa kisses' if he were up before the dog and I. Now if she's up, I have to get up to go give kisses. I mean, MOOOOOOOOM! GET UP!!!!!! IT'S PAPA KISSING TIME!!!!!!