u/Tractor_Goth

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First rate swamp, Gregor 👍

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That is BIZARRE, like the fixation with crossbreeding every unsuitable combo of dogs just to give them a stupid designer name and charge a couple hundred bucks for them. I can understand the greed motivation for doing it even if it revolts me but I feel like the people who create the market for these genetic car crashes are on a whole nother level of clueless gullible FOMO rubes.

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Oh my gosh, so precious!!

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Oh my gosh. The little curled paws. The grabbing your finger while still on his back like a baby with a bottle. He’s perfect 🥹

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I love when they’re cuddlebugs! lol at the bawls bobbling around while he’s trying to scoot backward

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Borking is their purpose!!

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Mostly it was nonstop groaning and harumphing and trying to eat the brush 😁 he just slept through the scissors!

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It’s truly not worth the fight about it that’s for sure! He liked brushing everywhere except for where he actually needed it 😅 I ended up keeping his pantaloons trimmed back to a more manageable 3-4 inches and that made both of us happy (and cleaner)

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It’s a never ending battle! I got lucky that mine was a weird neat freak and HATED having any burrs on him and would stop a walk dead and refuse to move until he got it off or I did 😂

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Oh my god 😂 oh his poor tail lol. Good luck! It was always a struggle getting my guy to let me brush his tail mats out, half the time I just had to trim them out and make it easier on both of us

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It’s adorable!

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I’m always delighted when more snoots just keep appearing out of a rat pile lmao

Edit: the young child voiceover sounds like the bottom rat talking 😂

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She has the sweetest face ever! Poor doormat! 😆

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It’s a long road but worth it! Good luck to you both!

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I love it, great choice of ship as cake topper lmao

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I unmuted and I was not disappointed

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God this is a such a great picture 😂

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“I’ll remember” I say every year, like a liar

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I love all of them, especially the grumpy old man monkey and sliiiiiightly patronizing fancy older sister types like Tipper and Portia, but every time I run up to Bam and he yells BY GOD YOURE A SWOLE BEAST BESTIE, LETS DO 500 SQUATS AND EAT A WHOLE KEG OF STRAWBERRY PROTEIN POWDER it just fills me with joy

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What a charming, beautiful little friend. I’m so sorry. ❤️‍🩹

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Truly horse abuse 😔 she will never recover from the betrayal 😆

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If not for rat why rat shaped??

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Happy beauty!!

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Oh my gosh that’s adorable. I don’t miss that age at ALL but they sure are cute 😁