u/Unlikely-Answer

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pay attention (the aliens are fucking with you, this is a simulation inside a simulation, inside a simulation) they can't read parenthesis so you should be fine (shit, I didn't put that last part in parenthesis) ah, you should be fine...shit

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she only exclusively wears men's oversized coats, if she has tits under there she sure ain't gonna show anybody

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anyone buying this shit on the way down is actually retarded, shorts are firmly in control

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"listen bros, my shit was all fucked up and you're all beta cucks"

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the knife stabbing mechanic should suffice, you goddamn sociopath

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lying sack of shit doesn't show their comments

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a percentage of the boxes contain cocaine instead of a video card, this operation is way over your head, now delete your comments and carry on citizen

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Could of gone without seeing geriatric Harrison Ford with his shirt off

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the only thing I got in the regular mail in the last 5 years is a replacement bank card, I went into the physical location to get one and they said it can only come by mail

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I read that as dropping a btc (bitcoin) or two

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gets wiped back to 0 in 6 years and takes 1 year to build it back up to 750

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that means up for the day

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and totally unbiased

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the fuck? no. 5 minute hand job + post nut clarity = data super center

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tbf when gamestop was going crazy in 2021 they told everyone to buy silver, but that was a "distraction" from the stock, today is also the 5 year anniversary of the buy button being shut off

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well that's just going to exacerbate her nymphomania

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Indy is a gay guy who runs a Miami drag club, his life is turned upside down when his son, Mutt, wants to marry the daughter of a staunchly conservative nazi, forcing him to pretend to be a traditional, straight man to impress the future in-laws

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mother of all gay sluts?

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it was slated for a third season, but the execs were like "fuck you, you can't have anything nice" but seriously, this show was way ahead of it's time and anyone I introduce it to loves it instantly

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my puts were going kaput so I got Vinny to head down there and introduce them servers to his friend Mr. Crowbar, if ya knows what I mean

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lol currently riding bynd into the ground

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I'm pretty sure Staples is run by the mob then