u/VEL0X0DON

TWIN WRITE THAT ESSAY PLEASE YOU ARE SPEAKING MY MIND

DUDE

https://i.redd.it/my5wm909a1yh1.gif

fuck yes

i love that pathetic little bastard too

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

MOOT?? OWEN?? HI LMFAO

https://i.redd.it/29hvk4a60nxh1.gif

i love him

absolutely

https://preview.redd.it/xzpp7gb1xmvh1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3161e4b698c1834aade0f6a31d0552cc6d51e936

hey can i have this?

r/extremelylostrallidae

https://reddit.com/link/pf77let/video/fr9rdr74jsuh1/player

OMG I LOVE THIS IDEA!!

pelicans are known to do this very thing, so it’s not like it’s far fetched by any means

i was just having this kind of conversation not long ago about how other languages have their own common names for animals

and lost my mind at what the apparent Polish name for the Rabbit hutch spider (Steatoda bipunctata)

zyzuś tłuścioch. = "Little cross-eyed fatso"

https://preview.redd.it/pystv46rfeuh1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ccdd3a00b7422cbaf16bd75423ebb04c3eef2d

https://preview.redd.it/uqrtiddxdeuh1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59a322bc4f892ef85d3c066ccde86b2d71ec898

Sword-billed Hummingbird

i have nothing to add to this.

other then, in case anyone is curious, theres an actual term for this behaviour. Aposematism

how much would it cost to switch places with the green guy

i used my magic to turn postal dude into a fleshcube!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bMeaqYhTqjNTmfhen4

i’m honoured

that ain’t no damn zebra or a swallow, it doesnt even have a tail for that matter

this scene made me feel some kind of way about rusty that i’m not ready to confront yet
https://i.redd.it/pft4t8nhfyoh1.gif

splendid

i don’t own any birds, but i do own a shocking amount of silly bird images

https://preview.redd.it/e3aa3faiovoh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22eb7492258d2a8010d3cc472ef76c9d22339679

https://preview.redd.it/7lc6htkj3soh1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1a5a48b585154af9a154face7490527b1a9331

unfortunately, there will be more

my instagram @veloxodon is full of this shit. but since this subreddit seems to be interested in chimney, i’ll post future birdbrain rot here too

you can find more bird induced brainrot on my instagram @veloxodon

bros never heard of chimney swifts

holy shit venture bros mentioned