u/WFlash01

Sleeping Wario Land 2 Wario

I hope the author doesn't hate me for saying this but the graphics look like Little Red Hood

I mean that in a nice way though, despite the fact that Little Red Hood is a terrible game the graphics aren't that bad

Maaan, Brain Age 1 was my shit!

Edd would be the type of person who would be ecstatic to play them, he gets them, but says "Oh goodness, there's no educational value here! We can't let children buy this game and not learn anything from it, how will their young fruitful minds blossom? This Dr. Kawashima fella is awfully patronizing; I purposefully did poorly and slow and he still said I did good! Is he even a real doctor? What are his credentials?" (The joke being that his idea of doing poorly and slow was still much better and faster than average)

Eddy would get excited seeing a DS, but he'd take one look at the main menu and see nothing but educational games/challenges and say "What kind of game is this?? I HATE learning! What LOSER would play games like these?" and throw it away

Ed would bash the DS, say "This is fun!" and not learn anything from it, but he'd walk past throughout the episode and say stuff like "Hey guys! Did you know that dinosaurs ate pancakes? I learned that from this brain game! Uhuh huh huh huh"

The plot of the episode would be that these games come out, everyone in the cul-de-sac buys them, and they're actually learning and their grades are all going up (except for the Eds, for the reasons I stated up above), and Edd and Eddy get the idea that the others should stop playing it (again for the reasons up above). Nobody listens to them, and they keep playing it, despite endless prodding by them. They work together and try coming up with schemes to get everyone to stop playing them (Edd doing things like trying to alter the curriculum, trying to alter their scores on their school work and say "See? This is from playing that NON-educational video game!", things like that, Eddy doing things like trying to sneak into their homes and take the cartridges, invent something that's going to destroy their DSs when they walk past while playing those games, things like that), ultimately all of them backfire, but then the school year ends, everyone passes with good grades, and they all stop playing them to enjoy the summer. Of course Edd and Eddy take credit for their scheme "working" even though it really had nothing to do with it, and the episode closes with Ed rattling off one more thing be "learned" from the game.

Suggests "Politics" belongs in Kicked out

Can this work with Diamond Pearl Platinum also? Feel like those games got left in the dust here

Suggests "Going out late" belongs in 16-18

They both have the same amount of syllables, and Street Fighter The Movie The Game only has two trailers past the base title ('The Movie' and 'The Game'), EX Plus Alpha has three

Street Fighter EX plus alpha wins for the worst title that's for damn sure

Why is Bowser's brother coming up so much now?

Atomic Purple, Extreme Green, Glacier and Fuchsia

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lqi5HhmZOtVcKcK740

It looked just like Collision Chaos lol

But man I can't wait until somebody ports Sonic CD to the DS

Suggests "microsoft" belongs in C

I put C because they were absolute powerhouses back in the early days; Microsoft BASIC, MS-DOS, and early Windows was novel AF

Plus early Xbox days; original Xbox and Xbox 360 were great

Now though, Windows 10, 11, and the last two generations of Xbox were bad

I took them out of a broken aftermarket PS2 controller lol, that controller felt terrible and the buttons were super stiff

I took the R1 and R2 pads, cut them down close to size and they fit and worked a lot better

I have one of these lol

I opened it up and replaced the A and B silicone contacts with ones that have more of a tactile response since those old ones were so weak, and it helped make them feel a bit more responsive. The D-pad actually isn't too bad but it's a far cry from the real ones

I literally just watched that Star Wars video where he showed it lol

Suggests "Shrek" belongs in Absolutely trustworthy

Is that Sonic CD??

I genuinely think those don't look backlit and they were standing right in front of some really harsh floodlights

Perfectly fine

Same model, different pose

Suggests "Funky Kong" belongs in Why?! Why them?!

Suggests "Playing board games" belongs in S

I was hoping that the voice lines would have the characteristic Genesis bit crushed sound to them, and boy was I not disappointed. They sound amazing lol

Welcome To The Next Level DIE!