u/Watdatidk

What was to become of Abe Lincoln and Joan of Arc.

NO WONDER THE LAKERS ARE LOSING

He should embrace this problem as the solution to alien take over. Alien world problems are worse than first world.

The Far Side would be a better gift.

After seeing avatar, this was exactly how I felt. He makes terrible movies, and can't even make them consistently. He's on par with Michael Bay in my opinion.

Depends how delicious and hot those pies are.

There's one called the Spiderman. While doing it doggy style, before you finish spit on her back, and jizz in your hand. When she turns around and faces you, fling the jizz in her face while shouting "GO WEB GO".

The next thing we hear about Paul Allen in the news will be he is half man, half dolphin.

One of my favourite computer history snippets is how woz came up with a way to bring colour to monitors, inexpensively. That guy is amazing.

He's too busy owning a giant boat to make the news.

If you have to ask, it most likely means no.

That could be true.... looks like we have a mystery on our hands. One only the hardly boys can solve.

Before I clicked this link, I knew it would be Firefly. So fuck off with that shit, almost everyone on this site misses that show.

I remember reading Justin Bieber was violently ill with the flu, but still sang an entire concert (while vomiting between songs) because he didn't want to upset his fans. I thought that was pretty cool of him.

That scalp is looking pretty dry.....

No. That joke is fucking stupid.

How many songs is 16 gbs?

The End by the Doors. Or The Hey Arnold Theme song.

Maybe its just me, but I delete an ex's number once the relationship is over. Problem solved.

"I'LL WORK AT THE PUMP 'N' GO, AND FILL UP MY TRUCK FOR FREE"

Can they make it like a strobe light?

Lewis Black

You don't say...

I used android for that post lololol ///// was easier :-)

This is what he taught me. To always take off my sweater if I'm hot.