u/Yompish

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Yompish

13 year old

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Trump literally won Iowa, dude was right

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That’s a bush you idiot he literally isn’t featured on the card, my dad works for the Pokémon company he told me

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You think 196 is bad? A while ago I posted something to this sub and they banned me for no reason. Fucking power tripping ass mod

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If this your car it probably comes from you

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Stop being a pussy and just open them

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Fucking unemployed piece of shit, get a job dumbass

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That’s the map of Caelid on displate’s metal poster of Elden ring

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I hope you catch scarlet rot (stage 4 cancer)

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She seems like an excellent candidate to kidnap and torture in a modified shipping container for up to a year

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I like theoretical physics but whenever I try to explain it to people one of the first things they usually say is “oh isn’t that like what Sheldon from big bang theory does?”

Sheldon Cooper has been a plague on my life and I hope the series ends with Sheldon dying a horrific death and the announcement that TBBT is no longer cannon/the complete erasure of TBBT from existence

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Damn that didn’t take very long

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Because video games are EVIL and they KILLED MY DOG (this subreddit is satire, if you want genuine answers try another sub, good luck :))

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Sorry that would be me, I got a little peckish

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I still giggle when I remember Americans call the highest attaining student the “cum lord”

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I’d say be cautious around these guys, just the other day one murdered my entire family while all I could do was sit their and watch in horror

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Thank you so much! Always good to meet a fan :)

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I would torture this girl in a shipping container for up to a year

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Life has been empty since weevil time was banned

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So you fired someone because their eyesight isn’t good enough to see pin heads?