u/ZeldaAddict

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Consider contacting your local news station.

And, most importantly, tell your parents about this ASAP. They might be able to help get word around about it and help it get fixed.

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That entire area by Mellow Mushroom and LSU is getting pretty bad lately. Does anyone know why this is happening in this area? It seems sort of a weird place for all of this to be going down.

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We did it reddit

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my eldest Laurissa...

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Win anything?

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I think they were trying to say you should have been paid more

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Humans are usually stupid

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I support this

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BR-NO is about the least scenic part of the whole Mississippi River

Thats what the booze is for

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I looked at those, it was like $2k-4k per person. That is way too expensive for me. Maybe I will just have to hop on a random boat and drink PBR.

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What kind of material are they made of it?

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Louisiana has the best prisons. The very best. Angola was an okay place before I visited, but after, its improved a lot. Did you know they have gators down there? Very bigly. Biggest gators.

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Nah, my father is a lawyer and I have heard plenty of stories of stupid shit his lawyer minions try to pull in court here in BR. He calls them ambulance chasers that mostly only win due to technical mishaps.

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This is probably the best meme I have seen in this sub

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So that's the secret...

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ooooh, I love and I love your username!

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Okay hear me out on this conspiracy I have about Santa's Quarters. Sorry but I've been drinking Old Charter all night and feel like I need to make my fellow redditors aware of this.

How the fuck does that place make enough money to be there?

Now before you start trying to type me out some type of "well actually" bullshit, hear me out. I'll get right to it, I believe it's a money laundering front for the Nigerian mafia.

You may be thinking I'm an idiot right about now but hold up one sec and continue to listen.

Every November, these mother fuckers have truckloads of vans out front wheeling in merch. None of the workers moving in the merch will look you in the eyes, none of them speak English, and they only work odd hours (3am - 7am).

Last Wednesday I was strolling by and I saw it was packed and there was a private even inside. I walked in thinking maybe I could slip into the main room and grab a drink and then use the restroom and then bounce. NOPE. I was so fucking wrong. Almost immediately I noticed a large Nigerian flag on the wall accompanied by only what I could describe as "Weird African" table and wall decor shit everywhere. The lady to my right fuck you Im too drunk to finish this story and now you will just have to deal with it.

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If you are drinking downtown on 3rd street and worried about getting a ticket for it, just walk down Lafayette st instead. It's one street over and runs parallel to Third street and BRPD cops dont police it.|

(I read this one on the sub before)

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Fuck, why did I post this. RIP my inbox.

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Good bot

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This same thing started automatically playing in my head when I first saw the title

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