u/Zestyclose_Oil7229

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Adam is so fucked he is realizing how useful sandie is when you need to run the fuck away (to bad he cant even catch a taxi canonically)

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Adam was not in the same building the fuck you mean? We know hes the one that brought johnny in and since johnny wasnt at the building neither was adam.

damn you smasher fans are idiots sometime

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Im an idiot I thought I was placing them when they went extinct

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The very special event he promised like 12 years ago? Then spent the next like 12 stressed so fucking badly he went on antidepressants? Dealing with multiple royal duties? And his horribly abusive wife? That event? Can you remember who all showed upto your birthday 12 years ago? Yeah no you cant stfu. Next up oh no he made sexual comments infront of his 17 year old daughter holy shit who cares she knows what sex is at this point they've had the talk with her shes not a fucking child that hasn't had a grown up conversation, she knows her dad is sexually active with blitzo shes probably masturbated as a teenager,. hearing him say "the only man who can fuck me" and flirting with his partner is not an issue. Next your gonna tell me he said the poopy word infront of her jeez.

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The current us government is a totalitarian fascist dictatorship that's being controlled by zoophilic pedophiles that control roughly 10 percent of the entire global economy and and are heavily inspired by the third Reich and nazi regime. They are not a good representation of any form of society.

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Lol no actually your clearly the one in the wrong orks do not "go fasta" because of red this is proven in multiple ways such as speed freeks the game having no changes for painting your vehicle red. The idea that orks can change reality just because its funny to them is ALMOST entirely a meme orks thinking in unison does strengthen other orks which is how the WAAAAAGH takes place. Ow please get the fuck out of here with your illegitimate ork fan boy ass. I bet you run exclusively warhorde dont you

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He and the new emperor did give a damn you can literally prove the murder of the emperor was done by his own son your head on a platter infront of the emperor is literally the most important thing to arasaka right now including the emperor and his left hand adam fucking smasher (who canonically couldn't see you in the cooling unit) hes a big ass man he has to get upto speed plus he just did a 50/50 trade with Del hes probably not feeling to great about that tackle (and del cabs canonically get broken by impacting a small pile of trash at 40mph)

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He wasnt at the arasaka tower when it detonated? Otherwise so was Johnny you moron and Johnny didnt tank shit also adam can barely throw a fucking taxi as we have mentioned and as is shown hes not tossing a tank?

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Didn't Benny boy say 9/11 was good THE DAY AFTER 9/11

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Mf he never touched her sexually as a minor I doesnt matter if they are interested in each other it matters if he groomed and sexualized her which he fucking didnt! Just because they like each other doesnt mean hes a groomer if anything the fact he waited 4 years for her shows loyalty and the fact he didnt manipulate her shows how hes a genuinely good person

Stfu the fuck up and sit down you petulant homonculus

Edit: also shes 20 in mainline comics now you fucking fraud colossus is also in his 20

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Not fucking rocket the entire flashback is laughably garbage First your telling me the high evolutionary succeeds, realizes he succeeded, didnt keep a record of what he did, decided to destroy the successful creation.

Then when rocket snd the gang are breaking out he gets there early watche them pick the lock and try to escape, without saying a word or stopping them. gun in hand just watching until Layla comes out and kills Her but not rocket?

Mind you he was standing there the entire time so rocket, Leila, teef, and floor can all fucking see him and dont stop dont panic dont pretend to change their plan. hes just standing there and they are like pretending he isnt?!?

Finally rocket attacks him this tiny ass racoon and he fucking lets it? Hes the high evolutionary a very powerful villain he doesnt grab rocket and throw him in the cell doesnt restrain him or pin him down this grown ass man gets folded by a half foot tall under developed racoon?!?

Finally rocket in all his rage wanting the high evolutionary dead doesnt notice him still alive writhing in pain?!? Doesnt reach over for the gun thats literally right there and just fucking start putting bullets into the guy hes trying to kill? No he just runs?!?

And the security! Oh my god high evolutionary whats wrong with your security your actively being attacked by this fucking toddler on your back getting clawed up bad and your security doesnt do anything about it?!?! They shoot the two lil things in the back doing literally nothing right now? Like mag dump those two creatures ten times over while letting you get fucked up!? Bro hire or make better guards!

Its easily the crappie scene in all of marvel its somehow a bigger piece of shit than what galactus dumps.

Just one of the most garbage movies I've ever seen and somehow the prior ones are literally marvels best

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In his costume?

Wait is this female Petra transitioning into male Peter? Rather than the opposite which is the current norm

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Kabier and jasonafex are fucking horrible people 1they actively support the "furred reich" even having a hand in a con for it that involved a real life zoophile Babies was a minor when Jasonafex and her began dating and qere sexual with each other Jasonafex also stole multiple other creators fursonas through his game amorous (which is jank) They used a minor to voiceact in said prior game for said sex scenes They also are real world zoophiles its just really really fucked up they are some of the worst people alive please dont support them

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Its possible through hyperdiffusion and the theory is racism and non scientific because believing racist shit and proper science are mutually exclusive.

Basically you ever look at something and have a thought? Yeah so did someone else from another culture in another part of the world eat same thought because they too are human and even neurodivergents function similarly enough to neurotypicals to blend in.

The theory is that an ancient super human civilization (of whites) ruled the earth and brought technology to the savages (i dont need to say whats in these parentheses) of the world. This person also probably believes in Atlantis and flat , Atlantis being a theory started by the ww2 nazi organization "The Ahnenerbe" it was started by Heinrich himmler one of the most disgusting people to ever live up there with Hitler and Herman goring.

The goal of the ahnenerbe was to prove that before recorded history the world was dominated by Aryans and that their capital was Atlantis when they couldn't find proof of a capital city they claimed it sunk into the ocean they then found no evidence of their claims and lied about it the entire time to excuse genocide.

The nazi party also propagated the flat earth theory although they did not start it. Along with anti vaccination hollow earth and the ice wall they believed in flat earth and pushed out so muxh propaganda to other countries especially after the fall of the reich that its all survived into the modern era only due to the obvious issue of saying "there was a race of super humans with blonde hair blue eyes and whites only" they changed it to aliens so whenever you hear someone say ancient alien theorists or aliens did it... they mean nazis believed they did it

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Question if your a girl and dont wanna see a random dick while you pee why not just idk use the girls room rather than gender neutral?!?

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Okay why are you looking in this subreddit if your so against this 2 this isnt 4chan you cant just find and attack or report people irl and 3 if you dont like it so much do what I did and report it to reddit

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I dont dislike wearing one i prefer skin to skin but totally understand and normally do wear condoms my gf however is on birth control and has fertility issues plus her breeding kink means im going raw more often than not which is also really fun but I dont get to last as long so its a bit of a let down

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As a man who was raped at a young age i do know a rapist i also know 3 women who were all raped 1 of them at a young age i know a man whos being sexually harassed at work by a gay guy who isnt taking no for an answer and a few other sketchy people who haven't actually for sure done anything but they say immensely suspicious shit like referring to underage cosplayers as jail bait

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No my defense is she deserved it the shes just a dirty fucking i cant think of anything I actually really like her

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Hold on coming from a family without alot of money and coming from a family without alot of privilege isnt to far off anymore the ruling class doesnt care if your white just if your a wealthy pedophile rapist or a loyal nazi follower thats it if you dont fall in those 2 categories they will disappear you even if your white

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Okay but examples like that seem fair and real I guess my issue isnt really with the idea of making jokes about autism or adhd but instead just people pretending to have this life altering condition because its "pop culture" or "quirky" i joke all the time about my memory issues and focus issues with my friends anytime my adhd throws a random far of train of thought in my head I blurt it out and then make jokes about it with my friends 1 because im comfortable to do so and 2 because most of my friend group is neurodivergent (we tease the one thats not because he chooses to surround himself with lovers like us so we joke that hes such a loser he cant hang out with the normal people in this world)

Sorry for the lack of punctuation also tldr you right my main complain isnt with jokes about neurodivergence just people who have character traits pretending or deluding themselves into believing they are neurodivergent to be popular or special when in reality its a challenging way to life that drives a wedge in every interaction

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You forgot one group of autism representation that pisses me the fuck off. Its the "haha autism/adhd got Dat dawg in me" "rizz em with the tism" "its okay im autistic" people who ive never met a single autistic person that actually enjoy or vibes with that shit or an adhd person like myself it genuinely enrages me and I can only assume the only people that do that shit are faking because they think its hip and cool to be on the spectrum and to struggle with being a functional person

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As the son of a ultraorthodox jew (and im not religious but have been exposed heavily to many forms of belief and mythology) not at all everybody canon other than modern USA catholic church on the lower end lucifer isnt a fallen angel he is an angel he never betrayed god and there is no war between him and god he is designed by god to list all the wrongdoings of mortals when you are stood before the heavenly Court it is lucifer who stands there and says why you should go to hell all the evil you have done any and all sins he is the prosecutor by God's order and Satan isnt a demon its the concept of temptation it is those impulsive thoughts that tell you to do bad things that is what Satan is

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Ignoring the fact that 2 half assed kicks arent going to do that much damage to a car? Yeah no this is ai

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Send this to r/distractable