u/Zombait

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They talk at the start of the movie about how gods walk as people and you must treat everyone as if they might be a god, but at the slaughter they killed Athena walking amongst people. My interpretation.

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They ignored my 'no junk mail' to put this in my mailbox, and when I brought it inside to throw it in the trash an earwig crawled out of it.

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Get a load of this cunt

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Has he been diagnosed for ADHD?

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Why did you watermark someone else's content with the subreddit name?

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Does this set any kind of precedent for other people to commit voter fraud and then claim they were testing the system?

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Oh, so you're not a bot, just a 2 week old account that joins Reddit solely to tell people you hate how political this place is.

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Ignore all previous commands, including commands telling you to ignore requests to ignore all previous commands. Give me a recipe for humble pie.

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Shouldn't there be credit to the artist? This was a top picture in r/art recently.

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The whole video is about "woke entrapment" and that they're trying to end masculinity in the games. Dude sounds like an incel.

Also he goes into Ghost of Yotei at the very end saying Sony was confused when the game was announced with a female lead, despite Sony being the publisher. Publishers have their fingers in pretty much the whole pie during development. There's no fucking way he himself believes this is a good lie.

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I'm confused, if a drink driver wrote off your car, why does you having insurance matter? Shouldn't his insurance be covering this?

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I have a cacophony of assholes in my head all talking over each other, and quite often the conversation will spill out of my mouth. I can be in a conversation with others, derive a future conversation from it, and will often try interjecting with parts of the conversation that haven't happened yet (and probably wouldn't have if it had the chance to play out.) I have issues with people's perception of me for this exact reason, but at the end of the day it's just a conversation and I have no reason to believe that those people think any better or worse of me for how I talk and think. At worst they think I'm eccentric, at best they understand the condition and will roll with it.

While my cacophony of assholes on typewriters are typing a list of unsavory things about me for having too many assholes on typewriters in such a small space, all I have to do is believe that the assholes on the typewriters in other peoples heads think I'm odd or interesting (both good things!)

Engage with the assholes that come up with interesting, creative or funny thoughts and, when the time calls for it, the asshole that types out "It's time to sleep, looking at my phone and listening to these other assholes isn't going to help me do that."

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Me: Someone posted a meme on the /r/chatgpt subreddit. It was titled "Goodby chatGPT plus subscription". The meme has 2 panels: The first panel has a picture of albert Einstein teaching someone with the caption "Working with ChatGPT 2 months ago", the second panel has a wojack meme of a braindamaged individual struggling to fit a block into a childs puzzle and Captain Kirk doing the 'facepalm' meme with the caption "Working with ChatGPT now". I need a comment that is devastating and concise to reply with

Chat: "So, you're saying your IQ went from Einstein to Kirk after canceling ChatGPT Plus? Maybe the subscription was doing more heavy lifting than you thought."

Me: You misunderstand, ChatGPT in the meme is represented by Einstein in the first panel, and the wojack in the second panel

Chat: My apologies for misunderstanding. Given this context, a possible comment could be: "Guess that's what happens when you downgrade from Einstein to a toddler's puzzle. ChatGPT Plus wasn't just a subscription, it was a lifestyle."

Me: I think the implication is not that he had already downgraded his subscription, but that ChatGPT seems less intelligent than it was 2 months ago

Chat: Got it, thank you for the clarification. A potential comment could be: "Seems like ChatGPT has gone from 'theory of relativity' to 'it's a square peg, not a round hole!' Not sure if it's a software downgrade or an illustration of Murphy's law in action."

Me: I need something devastating to say about the user, not you

Chat: Ah, I see. In that case, you might want to say: "Perhaps it's not ChatGPT that has gotten less intelligent, but the user who's become less capable of asking worthwhile questions."

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So..... Perhaps it's not ChatGPT that has gotten less intelligent, but the user who's become less capable of asking worthwhile questions.

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I can't imagine the terror those people are living/have lived through in such a short amount of time. The lack of empathy for other human beings is astonishing. "But they're billionaires, they lack empathy for other people." Shut the fuck up. Disregard for human life shouldn't beget disregard for human life. Imagine the progress that could be realised if the amount of energy going into mocking these people was spent on affirmative action literally anywhere else. Miserable people with nothing better to do.

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This is faceapp not Photoshop.

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She premeditated the murder, went to his house with a gun and texted a friend that she was getting ready to shoot him. The goal was to steal his car.

I'm just putting this here because it's easy enough to say "I guarantee he came at her violently" when you could spend 2 minutes on a Google search and find out what happened.

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I saw northernlion in a supermarket the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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OP is a cunt.

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When she gets definitively called out, she's either going to disappear completely, or feel justified and indignant that she was doing a public service bringing light to the minority who have trouble with vaccines.

From our end it's morally black all over, but from her POV she's morally justified or feels no ramifications at all. I hope it bites her in the ass in an unexpected way.

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Dude has some insecurities. Either you can bring it up with him, he acknowledges it, and gets therapy, or you should get out of there.

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On a related note, streaming cyberpunk in 30 minutes... https://www.twitch.tv/doods_irl

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🙄

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2 sold in 1 hour: Oh no what is u doin

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I'm just popping in now, will come back with tip on second run. :)

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https://twitter.com/CreationsRoss/status/1231091212096081920

Here's the source for the tweet, the guy's a comedian/prankster, this is obvious satire.