u/_XNine_

This person has absolutely no idea what they're talking about. It only cost $388 a month for my 4x3 patch of grass to be mowed, my 6x6 porch to be shoveled (if and when it snows), and I still get to pay for new roofing, interior damages, all utilities, and my mortgage! 

Oh, I also get to use the pool when I'm not working myself to death, which is like for the 17 minutes they're still open when I get home.  HOAs are just the greatest!

Need to see butthole to confirm.

I love mine. Shoots amazing.

Sweet. So not only will your TV listen to you, so will your thermostat!

That's when you pull your balls out, and rub them all over the GMs keyboard and say "see that? That's what some ransomware outfit is going to do to your face when they gain access to this place because you don't give a shit about security."

What are we talking price-wise on these?

Question, are the horses considered guards as well, like police dogs are considered police? 

Raider burning fast in a laser-tank...

RIP to Lindsay's Lovely Ladybugs

What is the smartest bird that lives in Missouri? Bluejay? A crow?

I wouldn't say she's pretty. She's gorgeous.  I think she's a damn good actress too.

You gonna be playing in the caves or topside? My team plays a lot of sundays up top.

Sonuvabitch!

Listen, sometimes a drop of rain is all you need when you're walking through a desert.

Yeah, they're dogshit compared to window units.  An average window unit can probably outperform those standing units 2-3x.

Nah. It's better I beat the piss out of him, then let the cops take him for assault and theft.

It's fine... Cough 

What's the worst that could cough could cough cough cough could cough cough cough cough cough couple happen?

I'm not a pro at this shit, but what I've learned is that you want very wet mud, like thin pancake batter for your first go. You mud the length of your joint, I did a 4 inch blade. You fill that joint while also adding enough mud that when you put your tape on over it. Make sure the fold in the middle on the tape goes facing into the joint (that is, if you were to fold the tape into a V, the bottom of V would go into the joint.)

Then you run your mud knife down the length of the tape to secure it, then you mud on top of it. Then you scrape the mud so that it's barely, and I mean barely covering it. Wait to dry, apply another coat. Then another. Then sand. And coat and sand and coat and sand until your fingers bleed and your mind breaks from so much mudding and sanding that life didn't even make sense anymore.

Yeah, and they're all French. 😂

I had an Adrenaline Idol. The bolt on it would chop paint no matter what. Replaced orings, your the marker down, cleaned it, etc.

Threw the method bolt in it and it shot like a dream. It's also less "pingy" than the adrenaline bolt. That metal on metal sound and feel was a lot less with the method.

You're incapable of deciphering nuance or using common sense. She's medical staff. She needs access to the downed player. Medical situations don't call for manners or a discussion, they require immediate attention. He was an idiot and shouldn't have even been hovering over that other player.

Violence is a solution. Ask all those dead Nazis across Europe.  This is why so many kids are fucked up these days. Can't defend yourself at school because you'll get in as much trouble as the bullies.

Spectrum is dog shit and AT&T is way over priced.  So is Comcast.  I service nearly 200 customers in the KC metro area and Google Fiber is by far the most reliable. We field a fraction of Google Fiber related calls compared to anything else.

Have you actually done any troubleshooting inside the house? Is your WiFi AP placement good? Are you having problems with wired connections?

I wouldn't have a problem with flock if it was flagging stolen vehicles or those vehicles known to be part of a crime to help law enforcement track them down. But they monitor and track everything and everyone, ALL THE FUCKING TIME. 

That's a surveillance society. And not only that, they're selling our data.

Best I can do is 6 bottles of Heinz 57.