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Oddly enough, I am also visiting from New York.

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That must be why my lovemaking is so hilarious.

It was an LT, which I'm pretty sure stands for "Limited Edition."

I like getting places slightly quicker.

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That's the perfect way to go. Btw how was NYNY? It was between there and the Flamingo for us. Flamingo was a hair cheaper, really nice for the money though.

That sounds like fun.

We stayed in Hurricane, just for one night, then got up early and got to the Zion first thing. Wish we had more time but we only had five days to do the Grand Canyon, Zion, Vegas, then back to San Diego. We did get to see Horseshoe Bend, although I almost didn't on account of the whole shuttle thing and the guy collecting money in his Prius. We were going to drive through Valley of Fire on the way to Vegas, but were running short on time so we skipped it. Saw Hoover Dam instead (worth it), then got to our hotel on the Strip. We only had one night in Vegas, too, but we had a lot of fun there and will go back in a year or two. Overall, I wouldn't mind spending an entire vacation just visiting Utah parks.

We went there mid April. Got the second shuttle from the visitor center. Got to the top without slowing down, but hit a couple minor traffic jams (like two minutes tops) on the way down.

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Nice meme

Everything you said is true. I myself made the mistake of falling for a waitress. It did not end well.

I was in Montreal on business a few months ago and I decided to blow off some steam by visiting a gentlemen's club. It was called LeTit or something. They had a "no sweatpants" policy, so you just know they were classy.

After settling into a booth, I asked one of the waitresses for crayons and parchment so that I might compose some correspondence to my mother back home. But the crayons turned out not to be gluten-free. Mother would not have approved. And so I was forced to find other ways to pass the time.

By "other ways," I mean a lap dance. The waitress was nice enough to give me one. In fact, she was a little too nice. The way she didn't make eye contact and called a bouncer over to monitor the dance, I just knew she had feelings for me.

At the end of it, I decided to ask her out. While pressing over forty dollars into her hand, I whispered in her ear "let me clear a place for you to sit," then vigorously wiped my face off. Something must have gotten lost in translation because she gave me a really funny look. But it was nothing compared to the one I got when she opened her hand and peered at the money inside. She then politely yet firmly informed me that Dave and Buster's tokens are generally not acceptable forms of currency in jolly old Canada. Or pretty much anywhere outside of Dave and Buster's.

When I told her that's all the cash I had on me, she said I should use an ATM instead. Again, something apparently got lost in translation, because when I put my M to her A, she very nearly slapped me out of my crocs. She then elaborated on her previous statement. Said she meant I could use a credit card. When I went to swipe my Diner's Club card in her buttcrack. I was given an error message in the form of yet another slap.

"Must be a chip reader," I giggled. "Is that bleach I smell-"

I'll never know if it was bleach because, at that point, I blacked out.

Whether it was my social anxiety acting up or the punch to the side of the head I received, I'll never know. What I do know is that I awoke with a newfound appreciation for the United States as well as America, two nations whose exotic dancers accept everything from EBT cards to adderall. Needless to say, I learned my lesson about asking out waitresses while they are working. It's much more gentlemanly to follow them home and watch them from your 1998 Honda Civic for a week or twelve before making your move.

I'm glad I touched you in such a way.

Reverend

Makes sense why he took out that wall. Not a wheelchair ramp in sight. Along with cobblestone streets and gradients of more than five percent, lack of accessibility ranks as one of the handicapables' greatest foes. Such lack of consideration is enough to drive slowly roll any man to genocide.

I've done a couple reviews. They keep getting removed when I post them to the movies subreddit Haha. I'm sort of new here so I don't get all the rules. I did repost my reviews of Fifty Shades Darker last year and Fifty Shades Freed a few months ago.