u/alienpirate5

18.0k post karma · 23.8k comment karma · joined Aug 2013 · moderator

1. 10points

   UPDATE: Can't get a car insurance quote below $900/month with a clean record (NYC) (self.Insurance) [Auto Insurance]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/Insurance

   4 comments

2. 14points

   Can't get a car insurance quote below $900/month with a clean record (self.Insurance) [Auto Insurance]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/Insurance

   147 comments

3. 82points
   

   very sad amazon box =( (i.imgur.com) [Original Content]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/Pareidolia

   0 comments · source

4. 339points
   

   cute robot trashcan (i.imgur.com) [Original Content]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/Pareidolia

   3 comments · source

5. 50points

   i want to hug fable (self.claudexplorers) [⭐ Praise for Claude]

   submitted Jul 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/claudexplorers

   25 comments

6. 7points
   

   why are the fable classifiers like this (i.redd.it) [Discussion]

   submitted Jul 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/ClaudeCode

   6 comments · source

7. 243points

   The Onion: Study Contends Free Will Disproven By Fact That Humans Repeatedly Eat At Jimmy John’s (theonion.com) [Shitpost]

   submitted Jun 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/UIUC

   20 comments · source

8. 116points
   

   Junk appreciation thread (i.redd.it)

   submitted Jun 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/m83

   37 comments · source

9. 21points

   saparate frecreties (i.redd.it) [Image]

   submitted May 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/excgarated

   0 comments · source

10. 36points
    

    giant rat (i.imgur.com)

    submitted May 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/ComedyHell

    2 comments · source

11. 2points
    

    2007 Touring, front driver's side brake making horrible squeaking noise when the pedal is pressed or released, even if stationary. Caliper pins? Something else? (v.redd.it) [Mechanical Help]

    submitted May 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/prius

    5 comments · source

12. 223points

    /u/pirivalfang talks about technology improving for the past century and how much it changed their job as a structural welder (reddit.com) [[meirl]]

    submitted Apr 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/bestof

    18 comments · source

13. 1points

    Equifax sounds like the name of a horse (self.Showerthoughts) [Forbidden Topic – Removed]

    submitted Mar 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/Showerthoughts

    1 comments

14. 925points
    

    prepare for my drunk texts (i.imgur.com)

    submitted Feb 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/ComedyHell

    15 comments · source

15. 1points

    US Catholic cardinals urge Trump administration to embrace a moral compass in foreign policy (apnews.com)

    submitted Jan 2026 by u/alienpirate5 to r/nottheonion

    0 comments · source

16. 43points
    

    My first time ever baking bread! (i.imgur.com)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/alienpirate5 to r/Breadit

    0 comments · source

17. 12points
    

    This thing (note the rear-facing white lamps in the wheel wells) (imgur.com) [Excessive lightbars]

    submitted Nov 2025 by u/alienpirate5 to r/heep

    4 comments · source

18. 38points
    

    woa (taco bell bathroom floor?) (i.imgur.com) [🎨 Psychedelic Art 🎨]

    submitted Sep 2025 by u/alienpirate5 to r/LSD

    2 comments · source

19. 5points
    

    They even made sure to include the full URL (i.redd.it)

    submitted Aug 2025 by u/alienpirate5 to r/lostredditors

    4 comments · source

20. 4,674points
    

    [OC] old man taps at his phone two-handed until he sways off the road (v.redd.it) [OC]

    submitted Aug 2025 by u/alienpirate5 to r/IdiotsInCars

    255 comments · source

21. 2points

    Tried to log in to my account for the first time in years and got hit with a deactivation notice for "suspicious behavior". What's up with this? Have other people gotten it too? (self.doordash_drivers) [❔Driver Question 🤔]

    submitted Apr 2025 by u/alienpirate5 to r/doordash_drivers

    2 comments

22. 4points

    2007 Prius unable to get more than 28-32 mpg average (self.prius) [Question]

    submitted Mar 2025 by u/alienpirate5 to r/prius

    38 comments

23. 3points
    

    How to make curtains look nice on my living room wall? Worried about the asymmetric spacing around the windows and about my balcony door looking awkward. (please excuse my terrible drawing) (imgur.com)

    submitted Nov 2024 by u/alienpirate5 to r/HomeDecorating

    6 comments · source

24. 1points

    Oura Advisor keeps losing conversation logs (self.ouraring)

    submitted Oct 2024 by u/alienpirate5 to r/ouraring

    0 comments

25. 24points

    molten bismuth (i.imgur.com)

    submitted Oct 2024 by u/alienpirate5 to r/comedyheaven

    1 comments · source