u/bigspring

Where in Arkansas? Find a responsible reporter to look into this. Death does not confer sainthood.

Did Fratellis get rid of their Trump-loving, abusive manager?

The genuine article.

"Man 'Yearly' Drowns After Trying to Swim Into Cave for Tiktok"

But no, he survived.

A "scumbag" is actually a condom. Why are you insulting condoms?

fast forward to 2 minutes.

Hey: You need to reach out to her. Please read the following two stories — one by a young woman who almost died from an eating disorder and another by her mother: https://shar.es/1E5nCg https://shar.es/1E5nGv These stories are free for 24 hours, so print them out or copy them if you need to, but they're very important. Please try to help her or find someone who will. Good luck.

Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete Reddit.

Insert "Slacker/Downfall" mashup here.

Maybe you should find this chick's boyfriend and go out for some beers (and STD tests).

Seriously, though: Do you love her? Not telling you was beyond wrong, but larger transgressions have been forgiven. And don't kid yourself: Everyone sells their bodies or personalities in one way or another. There's a lot of research out there that would explain how she justified this in her own head. Try /r/asksocialscience.

Hang in there, dude (and please don't do anything vengeful like telling her family).

Oh yeah.

Great story ahead of the 2004 event about the lengths to which people have gone to witness this thing: http://bit.ly/transitvenus

Free link.

Solution: Form competitive eating team: http://bit.ly/vN8iuc

Free link to story.

Saul Perlmutter in a 2004 interview on the likely end of the universe 35 billion years from today: "Our family has made only the usual preparations: a three-day supply of water, extra batteries, reading matter."

Absolutely correct. Here's an article by a college professor whose daughter was recruited by a small college and told she would play varsity sports there, only to learn later that the college was merely trying to jack its enrollments.

Relevant ... link is free for 5 days.