u/bobbytables01

This some interdimensional-cable esque deadpan improv

Literally ape-like. Just goes to show where we came from

I legit thought this was r/iamverysmart

3 barrels - One for the son, one for the father, and one for the holy spirit

Dude this is the first comment that made me LOL hard on this website in over a year, especially since I imagined it in a very enthusiastic, but polite tone

Those are for the dog's protection - against another dog biting their neck (which is their go-to way for killing from what I remember)

Cut it after his "ah" and (optionally) add the rest of the commercial, and this will be perfect

Full length video for those interested

I tried searching what CMV means but Urban dictionary returns "child molester van"

1937: A soldier planted a bomb under a stage where Hitler was to give a speech. Thinking that the speech would go on for hours the soldier decided to go to the toilet before detonating the bomb. Unfortunately he got locked in the toilet and was unable to free himself in time to set the bomb off.

Duuuuuuuuuudeee

There's a reason why these competitive games like Overwatch or Siege are e-sports with pro leagues. They take skill. It's less about your aim and reaction time, there are many hidden layers of tactics that you need to consider: In Overwatch you need to know your hero's role, know the map well, when to get out of a fight, when to go all in, etc.

Watching Youtube videos help A LOT, I've had times where I would get steamrolled, quit the game, watch 10-20 min of YT videos and go right back into the game and have a huge improvement in my gameplay.

Unless you are very analytical and invested into the game (which a regular person with a job and social life can't really afford), you will have to have someone explain you the META (Most Effective Tactic Available) and roles/doctrine of each hero, and how team compositions synergise. Only when applying those, you can start experimenting and improving.

Hope I gave you some good insight, I also started playing these games because of my friends and I sucked at first and Youtube was a big part in my (huge) improvement.

That nervous smile he makes reminds me so much of Filthy Frank

Wait wasn't there a senator Rick that was also asking him questions?

The entire time I imagined the guy from Twisted Sister music videos as the admin

"Welcome to Costco, I hate you"

Someone's got a case of the moooondaaaays

How much does a gram of different mind set cost? I wanna be on that shit too, mang

Find a friend who you trust.

My best friend and I built our relationship on no bullshit. When I say something that he disagrees with, he will make sure to point that out in a very clear way that explains why what I'm saying is bullshit, and vice versa.

When he tells me everything is fine and I shouldn't worry, it means a great deal and makes me feel much better because I know he is being honest.

His "Everything is fine" can bring me out of the toughest depression or anxiety. It's all about who is saying that, so I disagree with you on that.

And I have only one thing to say to all of those people: Quit stealing my moves!

This is really the only sub I'm considering unsubbing from because it disturbs me, and I'm subbed to WPD

I really don't know why you're getting downvoted, this is definitely what a more clever woman would do and it would work. Doesn't make it right, and I didn't assume you're endorsing it either, it's just a cruel reality.

Using Clickhole is pretty much cheating, both on YT Haiku and r/InterdimensionalCable (although it fits perfectly in the latter)

I didn't watch the show, but I'm curious what that scene you're talking about is