u/bronzevscrub

1,540 post karma · 5,195 comment karma · joined Nov 2013

  1. 199points

    Never knew Lily did commercials, they're really good (soundcloud.com) [Appreciation]

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  2. 2points

    Are warhorses discontinued now? I don't see them at the vanity merchant anymore (self.albiononline)

    5 comments

  3. 4points

    Advice: Best way to escape gankers in blackzone (self.albiononline)

    6 comments

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wow she has definitely improved from what I can tell. I will be waiting for more in the future

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no, 02 is best waifu in the world

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I want Zero Two to sit on my face and fart down my throat. In the anime, we've seen that Zero Two has superhuman strength, so it should be effortless for her to overpower anyone and forcibly sit on their face. Then, she would rip one of her patented Dino Farts™. I'm not talking about regular farts. I'm talking about the kind of fart that has you walking like a penguin to hold it in, the kind of fart that makes you zone out because all attention has to be placed on tightening your ass crack, the kind of fart that makes you wonder if you shat yourself, the kind that makes you say "ahh" once it's over. That kind of fart. That is what I want, down my throat, multiple times, and rapid fire. If I'm lucky enough, one of her pink butt hairs will fall off from the intense air velocity and choke me to (a wonderful) death. Hopefully Elon Musk will invent Zero Two and subscribers to /r/ZeroTwo will be the first ones to experience it. I'm not embarrassed to say I've lost liters of cum to this thought many times.

Anyways, have you guys ever wondered about this kind of stuff?

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thanks, I didn't know that bit of trivia

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A film study class

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most satisfying fight

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good fucking riddance raios

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Happy birthday you cultured gentlesir

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You get used to it

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this is true art

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this shit gives me PTSD

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Yuri is the purest form of love

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United statessss of sMASHHHHH!

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lewd but correct

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Best Familia in anime

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wait isn't he already?

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Only true men of culture are allowed to headpat lolis

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rest in pieces

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the harmony between ponytail and glasses has made me lose my resolve to last another 5 days for No Nut November :(

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bukkake

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Queen

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Aqua too heavy