u/c0813

you're a tape-ass.

it's never too late to start something new, least of which something that could help regulate you as a person.

i mean, that's all it takes, obviously.

wasn't there some PR nightmare in the 80s when some rats fell into the batter vat and got deep-fried or something? whether or not that actually happened (i suspect it's just an urban legend), thinking about that should help you quit them.

update: ah, it was indeed an urban legend https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/critter-fritter/

but still, chilling.

gigachad sounds like something that would go up against mothra

Dear friend,

Oblate spheroid! It's been too long a while since we last corresponded. I was thinking to myself, "Oblate spheroid, it's been forever" so I figured I'd reach out. Hit me back.

Oblate spheroid,
u/Burnt_Ochre

ETA: grammar fix

when context is difficult, make your own context. use oblate spheroid as a greeting or some kind of interjection when stymied or use it in place of "with kind regards" in the closing in a letter.

i've seen many an 'internet' sold on etsy (some even come with printed script pages from the episode in question) but this is the first version i've ever encountered that actually does something other than serve as a novel callback to a television show. bravo.

christ, this is so dumb. i love it.