u/caserock

You can stay together for however long you want. You can do 50 unmarried years, it's allowed.

Soaking your tasting spoons in communal hot water might actually cause a health inspector's brain to literally explode out the back of their head.

I wouldn't say the devs abandoned it, it's more like they showed up to work one day and the doors were locked and the sign was missing. It was a management problem

For the same reason owls puff up when they see a cat: fear

To meet 150 of the same person?

Not for tasting! For plating.

I don't think knife guys care about bigotry

They need their own category so they can actually place on a chart

Confirmed by AIPAC

/s

"Why is there a parade on this street at 3pm on a Wednesday?" I will wonder for 5 seconds

The consumerism game has gone woke!

They'll all be in Argentina by the time this is over

The immigrants famous for having 20 people living in a 2 bedroom ranch?

Line cooking is the worst possible cooking job, so now you know what the bottom of the barrel feels like!

So fantasize about putting out a fire instead of killing a person

Might be your algorithm, cause I never heard of him 🤷‍♂️

Archer is a tute man

In what imaginary situation is this guy planning on using a gun? Don't kill people on tour for any reason.

It's only 2 hours from places people want to be

I read some confederate newspapers at the national civil war museum, and it was pretty much word for word MAGA bullshit.

"If Lincoln gets elected, feminists and abolitionists are going to come to your house and take away all of your stuff and give your wife money"

They do drive 10 under in the center lane

Hilarious!

Sounds like cocaine behavior

That's just the Republican accent

I've been using a Horl for the past few months, and I'm loving it. Doesn't remove much material, and gives a perfect edge 100% of the time. Slightly pricey, but it's a one time purchase sort of thing, and I have to have a sharpener, so..