u/chrisnavillus

The king of empty promises.

Jeffrey worked for Donald. He was the ring leader all along. Someday we’ll change the name of the files and finally we will have put his name on something that we won’t ever want to take it off.

A certain president has had so much success with it that they think we’re all so dumb that we’ll believe anything as long as they keep saying it like he does. Sadly, it’s probably working in some places, I hope Texas isn’t one of them.

Filled that circle in perfectly today.

So he didn’t do it again and didn’t push back when you asked him not to do it again but 2 holes later you decided you’d show him? Okkkkkkk

I voted for Abdul today and I hope this old bootlicker goes back to Florida forever

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These people complain that the commercials during baseball games are too crude for their kids then they turn around and take them to see this dusty old pervert speak.

So let me get this straight conservative parents can’t watch baseball games with their kids because of the commercials but the President talking about Nikki Minaj’s ass is fine? I guess they’re just happy it’s an actual grown adult woman he’s sexualizing for once instead of his usual targets children and of course men.

Any day now, you’ll see

I hear he’s comin back

No you thought calling me gay would upset me because you’re immature and weak-minded.

Oh shit nevermind, you’re in middle school aren’t you?

I bet you think gas prices are high because Joe Biden was President 2 years ago too. How’s that MAGA boot taste?

I had the goose egg in my lineup last week because I didn’t believe they would be dumb enough to bench him. I’m not starting him this week so I’m sure he’ll get in the end zone.

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Never heard of her

Who gives a shit about this?

MAGAs don’t know what incumbent means obviously

Somalis are the new Conservative boogeyman. They always need a minority group to spew hate toward.

He has increased his point total every season since entering the league and I have no reason to think he won’t do it again.

Weird hobby.

I like the idea of replacing it with the President Donald J. Trump port-a-potty. He loves having his name on stuff and he has finally inspired people to do something meaningful in his name as a matter of fact I think we should effective immediately begin calling all portable toilets Donalds in honor of the greatest president to ever shit himself on the go while simultaneously shitting on the entire world.

The trend: what we did before at concerts

Father of the year