u/clay_bertrand

19.2k post karma · 5,272 comment karma · joined Feb 2012

1. 85points

   Jerry starts hearing people heckling him at his shows but cannot find anyone in the crowd. He later finds out it's Newman placing a remote-controlled tape recorder under a vacant table in the crowd. George swears someone borrowed his phone headset at work because it has ear wax all over it.......... (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)

   submitted Jul 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

   8 comments

2. 1points

   That's a good price (i.redd.it)

   submitted Jun 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/oldpeoplefacebook

   1 comments · source

3. 219points

   Kramer tries to sue McDonalds after their milk shake gives him a brain freeze. Citing the shake was too cold. George competes with an intern to have the firmest handshake in the office. Jerry discovers an old diary of Elaine's in his bedroom. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)

   submitted Jun 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

   19 comments

4. 214points

   Kramer throws a surprise birthday party for Jerry and forgets to invite George. No one knows how old Jerry is except for George. Elaine goes on a date with Uncle Leo's son Cousin Jeffrey. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)

   submitted May 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

   12 comments

5. 353points

   Jerry dates the local Weather anchor and he's convinced she uses subliminal messages about their relationship in her forecasts. George jokingly makes a bet with a guy at the gym. George later finds out the guy is in the mafia and thinks the $500 bet was serious and wants his money........... (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)

   submitted May 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

   17 comments

6. 68points
   

   Yama hama it's Fright Night... (i.redd.it)

   submitted May 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/seinfeld

   16 comments · source

7. 18points

   Bud Light Lime!!! (i.imgur.com) [Human]

   submitted Apr 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/youseeingthisshit

   4 comments · source

8. 278points

   Kramer appears on Shark Tank looking for investors for his Pizza Restaurant. Jerry becomes secretly addicted to Energy Drinks. Peterman asks Elaine to find short, stocky bald men as models for the fall lineup in the catalog. George wonders why Elaine keeps avoiding him. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)

   submitted Apr 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

   14 comments

9. 147points

   Jerry gets a bad review after doing a gig on a Parade float. None of his jokes land because the crowd misses the punch line. Newman becomes the best mini-golfer in Manhattan and Kramer becomes his agent. George swears his cologne attracts women subconsciously, except for Elaine. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)

   submitted Apr 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

   6 comments

10. 153points

    Jerry gets a dirty, unclean menu everywhere he dines. He thinks there's a restaurant conspiracy after him. George finds out Loyd Braun never went to college and tries to blackmail him. Elaine hires Kramer to answer her phone to make the guys she's dating jealous and insecure. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)

    submitted Apr 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

    4 comments

11. 9points

    Mystery Box - 12$ (i.redd.it)

    submitted Apr 2021 by u/clay_bertrand to r/delusionalcraigslist

    2 comments · source