u/coldfireknight

One never knew when they'd need to provide a rebuttal of sufficient caliber.

This line is priceless.

Not totally random, more like "fling us in THAT direction and we'll figure out exactly WHERE we are once we drop out of Starburst". Seemed like they always had to determine their specific location, but that rarely took long.

Ever consider putting your shorts into a collection? You've written enough over the years that maybe even just an inexpensive ebook would be worth it for your fans.

Final spooky season story note: since you've previously stated that the pair of haunted house/trick or treat stories havent inspired you to write a third (and reasonably so), any thoughts on what happened after Mr. Hyde went on his walk after his interaction with the werewolf? Always assuming I remember that correctly. Perhaps a link would help refresh my memory while allowing newer readers to find the treasure those stories were? :)

Every villager knows what happens if youre caught in the woods at night. Yeah, I absolutely suspect there are some meals left out at night, haha

Had a feeling the outsiders were her children, but very nice twist with Mother raising the village to feed her actual children. Hell, without being direct, its entirely possible at least some villagers realize they're just food...but do well cared for sheep mind knowing they'll eventually be a meal?

Also, I could see MC eventually deciding to spend the latter part of his life there.

Wish I could give you more up votes for this, haha.

To me, it's more about a couple of weeks making them think they can rip the summit from our grasp! NGL, injuries have about wrecked the entire league this year. Would love to see at least most of a season, particularly the end and playoffs, where the top half of the league didn't have chunks of their starting lineups miss games so much.

Bottom half? Most of them can't put a good month together, let alone a season

That's exactly the one I was hoping for, but weirdly couldn't find that image to make it, haha.

I'm willing to give them the season, with the full-on changes throughout the entire team structure. They've shown some promise in improving since Penix came back. D has definitely spent too much time on the field in the last two games, and depth is an issue basically everywhere (like every other team at this point TBH), so here's hoping next off-season's largest available salary cap allows us to find some quality across the board.

Since the hyped 2027 QB draft class is NOT looking as amazing as they were supposed to, who knows how that falls out. Regardless of Penix continuing to improve, we have to create VIABLE depth in the QB room.

Had to "upgrade" over Rush and Turndaballova somehow, didn't we? I know Atlanta isn’t looking to give up draft capital RN, so not sure what better options are out there, and Strand has at least 2 seasons before becoming a serviceable QB2

Could be their experience/programming dictates they collect once victory is complete, and entirely possible they're not worried about it due to their supply lines/creation station(s) (that we haven't found yet)

Yup, and then he wasn't, right? Dude's getting paid regardless, really needs to go home since he's (rightfully) terrified of becoming a vegetable with the next hit.

Only when the play call offers no options behind the LOS. It took Atlanta three regular season Tua passes to realize Andy Dalton was a more viable option as QB2

Its also expensive and apparently at least a little more restrictive than Skillful for NSFW

Warehouse coming back would be next level! And technically, the only OG cast member that has to come back die to canon is Claudia...but would absolutely love to see everyone else return!

A bit crazy how Philly is falling apart this season, so can't blame him for not going back...but coming here??

Maybe his turnovers will be down the field! And for anyone who wants to argue that Tua's was down the field: only because there probably weren't any short routes on that play.

Physics gonna physic, haha.

And you must have spent a ton on that story, if you used Superb to reach that point

"Paintball guns can be used in a pinch"

squeezes off a few rounds because A SITUATION AROSE, blinds bad guy who makes blinded bad guy noises

"And they can be used to deal with the occasional situation, as well"

It's worked for Jerr-uh Jones, why not let her run her own team? /s (for those who don't recognize sarcasm)

Yeah, the occasional SB appearance/win is the only thing keeping that from being "couple of shitty decades"

If Terry McGinnis broke Joker in less than 5 minutes simply by telling him he wasn't funny, imagine what Peter would do.

Is it as pretty as the floral bonnet next to it?

Wheres the obligatory Bane meme about the NFCE merely adopting Shit Mountain, while we were born in it?

Id say it's not even the second worst move, after watching the season so far. Dalton can't cost us any more games than Rush and Turndaballova have...and if he does, our pick should be pretty high, haha