u/crazyfish9

Holy fuck. Really well done!!!

He just shot the sun outside of the water temple and is showing off his new toy.

What a legend.

Tradition brother. People hate change hey.

'You reckon'.

• Am Aussie

I was at a party where GHB was first being tested (I'dnever had it before).

One dude was squirting a syringe with the appropriate dose into our mouths.

After a few jolly syringe shots, one bloke copped a dose straight to the back of his throat. It was as if he went straight into anaphylactic shock. He couldn't breath and was just staring at the room with the most horrific look on his face. Watching someone not being able to breath is intense. I performed CPR whilst heavily under the influence of a drug cocktail. Was a surreal experience.

We called the ambulance but he came good before they even got there.

Dont do straight GHB guys! Make sure you pop that shit in a shot glass first. It's definitely a party killer.

Wicked story!

And please tell me, how the fuck did you two manage two grams of MD? You're an absolute beast!!!

Cows with gunnnnnsssss

You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Truer words have never been fucking spoken.

When I smoked, I used to do this too. I would inevitably end up with a pocket full of butts. If I ever got a look I'd dig my hand in and pull out a handful. Usually did the trick!!

What an absolute legend.

It can if it's made from ants.

Honestly, the celebrations are going to be insane...

Sweet! Someone else does this too! Well I do it externally and my friends/family think im batshit insane, but it gets the job done!

This guy tinders.

Try using a sizable leaf. They're much cheaper than socks, and environmentally friendly!

I completely agree. As someone who met their long time ex the old fashioned way, tinder is a whole new world!!

Its nice being able to set up dates during the week though.

Have you got another single mate? Or even a good mate who would help you shoot a few qualitiy pictures?? Grab a few changes of clothes and take some amongst some cool nature spots. Maybe not during CoVID though...

I'm far from attractive, but the moment i put up good pictures, the likes started piling I'm.

In my experience, bios dont so shit. Keep it short and sweet. Mine is literally: road bikes, mountain hikes and worldly adventures... 1/2 Will inquire about them but its not important.

Puns are complete bullshit. I always see screenshots of these awesome ones but I reckon they go nowhere 90% of the time. When messaging ladies I always go with 'hey insert name here, hows your day been so far?' Ive had maybe 1 or 2 people not message me.

I hope this helps!!

Lol, you're something else mate. How's Tinder going for ya??

That guy looks like he could be 40 or 14. Fucking creepy as....

It's also great for when one day drinks at the pub.

If you're in casual gear, people stare at you like you're an alcoholic. Slap on some hi-vis, and you're just a tradie having a beer on break.

I wear hi-vis everywhere now.

I agree. However I'm a smoker (quitting on the 24th) and I've got a smoker's cough. When I do cough, I do so in my armpit/sleeve, but you wouldn't believe the dirty looks I get when out in public.

It doesn't even sound like a 'flu' cough!

Fuck I hate that game. Yet, like wow, I play it every damn day!!!!

Hey bother, I broke that shit a year ago. Fucking props to 3 days!!!!!! It's fucking hard.

If you want my honest opinion on how I gave it up, hit up tinder/clubs and try to get your mind off of it. Even work helps. But girls helped me alot more.

Good luck!!!!!!

Well she certainly has big, bright... eyes!