u/dagbrown

I thought I was in /r/okbuddysplicer for a moment there.

Pesto was right there.

That works on MacOS too.

Although I like KDE Plasma's implementation of it better. The MacOS cursor gets bigger for a bit, but the KDE Plasma cursor gets progressively bigger and bigger the more you shake until it fills a quarter of the screen.

My favorite is Farfetch'd which in Japanese is Kamonegi.

It means duck leek.

Such a creative name.

Except for Big the Cat.

AKA the Instagram Influencer arc.

Declawing a cat to avoid trimming their claws (which you can do at home anyway) is akin to ripping off the entire bottom half of your face just to avoid shaving.

Does that sound ridiculous and extreme and stupid? Of course it does. Because it is. And so is subjecting a cat to Yakuza-style torture because you're too lazy to do your goddamn job.

That vet should lose his license.

You must have been so shook to have to wait until 2am to calm down enough to post this very real story.

Or...an English abbreviation of anti-fascist?

Have you checked your local 7-11?

Amazon has big tubs of Skippy (creamy too, for that other disappointed person).

Also you can order the big tubs of peanut butter from Costco online if you still want to go that route.

That actually does sound pretty traditional. For Hokkaido at least.

Cul de Sac was an amazing comic. It's a shame Richard Thompson was taken from us way, way too soon.

Shoe was one of those strips like BC where the creator got that ol' Supply-Side Jesus hard-right religion and the strip went catastrophically downhill as a result.

They were working at Valve so they were already making a really nice wage.

Their fathers never loved them.

Terry Pratchett pointed out that it's not a coincidence that most people's idea of God is a bearded man up in the sky somewhere. They just want approval from the bearded man up in the sky, but unfortunately they'll never get it.

Is AI the library or is it the fire?

So put the work in then, you lazy asshole.

You must have a heavenly job in your IT department if you have the time to spare to do that sort of thing.

That does remind me of when IANA gave MIT 18.0.0.0/8 because they got there early enough to somehow justify it.

This conspiracy brought to you by big NAT.

Into the dough, onto the plate, the table, everywhere. Sesame seeds make anything look more delicious! Put them all over the place!

That's not a cowboy hat. That's a city hat.

White people confuse do-rags with bandannas, and bandannas are associated with biker gangs, so there you have it.

That's the fun part, they just expect everyone to quietly die. That way you won't be taking any of their money any more.