u/davewave3283

r/tippytaps

Nice. Now do a sonnet.

Shore leave, found some beav, didn’t wrap, got the clap

White man’s burden shit is so fucking dumb

Why he naked tho

You’re too nice to this jackwagon

r/VRtoER

The enemy of my enemy…turns out is also my enemy. Maybe I’m the asshole?

Well I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. If you’re not a troll then you’re just an asshole.

It must be hard being so smart in a world full of dummies. How do you manage?

Jesus people died

My manly focaccia will fuck your pansy ass bran loaf right up

Generally I agree with you but it really depends who’s on the other end of the weekend at Bernie’s pulley

“We’re under attack by the commie nazis!”

It’s similar but this wasn’t actually made in Lower Sloppovia so it’s not authentic slop, it’s just sparkling bullshit

I am indeed literate and you are a dick

I’m intelligent but I’m not an asshole you flaming sack of shit

All due respect to you both but don’t go there unless you’re doing science. https://iucn.org/resources/issues-brief/impacts-tourism-antarctica

“Hey remember when we used to murder women we didn’t like? Good times.” -that fucker

You’re talking about MLK the magic wizard who ended racism?

First amendment you goofy looking fuckstick

Gotta swap Syria and Jordan again, then maybe Syria back?

Big deal. I have millions of those.

Idiots can’t even spell NATO right…/s

Yikes