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"Columbus OH Amazon Shooting"
TLDR: disgruntled securidroid tried to execute his supervisor, missed, then drove to The Hilltop and tried to shoot it out with Columbus Police with predictable result.
(local ABC station here managed to get the inside camera footage. not sure if it was leaked or released by LE)
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I may or may not have had a large metal tool in my pocket when exiting through security... but a sticker on my badge holder? RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
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Securitas can't hire enough people as it is. In a perfect world that vendor would have been kicked off the property, but whoever else got the contract would end up hiring most of the same people since they already have aliases and yellow badges
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Just out of curiosity, what "personal listening devices" are allowed? On the AWS we have ones that are approved, but none of them are very good (they also have to be legit hearing protection as well)
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So, it looks like AWS DC doesn't get them for free, but I did have some safety shoe credit leftover, so they were a lot cheaper. Thanks for posting that! I know our jobs aren't nearly as difficult as the FC but the concrete floors in the DH take a toll after whipping racks all day.
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There weren't any names, but someone defo dropped a similar message into the cluster slack today
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vacuum trucks?
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That's a pretty dumb take. who said anything about boycotting Amazon?
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I like how he sharpied out Pense's name. That's very on brand.
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Was just a joke at the expense of my BM friends. No ill will was intended.
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Confirmed, Boatswain's Mate who can't figure out flair...
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And that one is still missing some fingers, right?
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Not just cops. When I drove a bus we got cameras. I was all for them because as long as I do my job correctly, I am covered. But the old timers pissed and moaned about privacy. Like, you're sitting in the driver's seat of a city bus, what privacy?
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I'd have spent the money on VR and Virpil instead
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I'm 40 and fat, but if I can come back as an ET1 I might think about it...
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I was trying to reference how Nicky kept correcting people.
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I don't. I felt bad for choo choo.
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Yolo
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You're not wrong, but when you have an unresponsive general assembly, there are only a few avenues left.
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They used to have a breathable Field Uniform shirt...
Looks like it's been discontinued, but you might be able to find new old stock or used around the internet.
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Not really. It's a very apt comparison.
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History of meme stocks
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The real Bruce Ismay spared no expense.
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I wasn't gonna go with "eat the rich", but you ain't wrong.
I'm reminded of the NOFX lyric: "when one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose. What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?"
My Brother In Jeff you should be subscribing to Amazon Music.