u/dedido

solid ball on shin contact

You do.

I have reset the oven clock.
applause

Tortoise are herbivores (apart from when they hunt and eat birds)

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I haven’t been carded in ages.

That's because you're pushing forty

It's not even a tapestry!

Prawn to e4

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Barca team tonight

Should be a nice little earner
8000 lets * £50,000 fine = £400m

You have to take a player off to put another one on.

So he can miss from 3 yards

Sneezing, sore throat, coughing.
I have the maladies.

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Bloke gave me a good deal on being reincarnated as a Capybara

Settings → System → Recovery → Reset this PC → Reset PC → Remove everything

mmm, Polar Bear Ale.
Better get there quick before it gets dark for 4 months

I can't feel my toes!

Bakunin, Koprotkin, Parsons, Hayek and Friedman

Do they play for Dundee Utd?

Ou est la biblioteque?

Just leave it and it will be right in a couple of weeks when the clocks change

Embrace the weather-beaten look

Classic Nodball

Does it make your legs lopsided?

Stimulants vs Relaxants.
Who will win?