u/devout_threeper

Yummy!

From tailbone to clit, until you become my personal water fountain

Damn! Two fingers in your butthole! You the MVP!

Just about every kitchen has a fire suppression system built in. A button should be near an exit, push the button, and bounce, the fire dept will take care of the rest. I have never had to deploy one but I had to know how it worked.

One, then the other 😉

Goddamn!! Lickable from nipples to toes!

1999

I have some rose oil for your yummy mummy tummy...

Yummy!

I would eat it from the front or the back

You look cold or horny there...I can help ya with both

Careful what you wish for, Love... Someone may want to go balls deep in your cute butt with their thick dick

I would lick it before I stick it

Dude started batting for the same team, didn't he?

Smash often

I am butthole French kisser too, just not in Canada. Willing to travel tho

That's a good start...pet your "kitty" after that

I sure do!

Where you at? 😈

...on my chest and face, for sure!

...not for long, with a belly like that

I would kiss every single one and rub coconut oil on them when I am done

I always used my own. Aisle M16 and a tool pouch from Home Depot.

It was the kind that was on a spring...you push the button forward, make your cut, and let go. I knicked myself once in six years and didn't say anything...I knew that it would lead to corrective action

Yes! Sequim is in the sunbelt, affectionately the Palm Springs of Washington (I thought that was Yakima, but, I digress).

When I was a delivery driver, a hundred years ago, I crossed the intersection of Hwy 101/Carlsborg Rd, headed west. On the east side of that intersection, dry as a bone. As soon as I made it through the intersection, I entered into a wall of water! Never seen anything like it, except Korea, where the raindrops are so big that they hurt!

I would love to eat an ass like that!

Eat ass while squeezing titties!