u/djasonwright

Look, we won't be able to get to them all at once, and if such a thing as a "good" billionaire exists, they'll have divested themselves of all their excess before we get to their name on the list, taking themselves off the list. It's not "kill all millionaires".

(It is "kill that trillionaire," though)

What I hate most about all of this (as a non-enjoyer of the content) is that I know just enough about the whole debacle that I can hear a blue chew ad in his stupid voice).

I kill the boy, then listen to the father whine about it for a moment or two and then kill him. I know it's more merciful, but I'm not leaving him alive. At least his last thoughts are about what a failure he is as a father.

I know it's practically impossible; but it'd be really funny to make him move again. Let's do a wealth tax on Florida next.

Sometimes I half-wish I was still on Twitter. I want to "I am Spartacus" this stupid tweet. "It was me. I'm behind it, you tool," or something.

They. Don't. Have. Agency. They. Are. Just. Autocorrect. If this is our cyberpunk, it's just gonna be all of the bad with none of the cool.

Mirrors: Bleeding Edge. I want my Cyberpunk of Darkness again.

The World of Darkness has an expiration date.

We know; and it sucks. But sometimes, just let us focus on the little bit of good we can scrape out of it, yeah?

This is Popeye without the Spinach?!?

Counterpoint: It's tiny rocks that we shoot through with lightning so they can pretend to think. Maybe it is magic!

It's Hedley!

Has "not voting" made anything better for you?" I'm gonna keep trying.

Remember kids, if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't. - there's nothing in there about what they're shoplifting.

Mayor Adam West here: Fuck Metallica.

How would you use it? "Ich habe Futterneid"? oder "Futterneid mich"? I have very little German, but am curious.

Wait... do the snake heads grow back?

Maybe they <huerch> like Warren?

(I'm sorry, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.)

#TeamTylersVan

Okay, yeah; but do you know how hard it is to FIND a Kryptonite Sun?!?

I would make sure my creative rights are in writing in the contract, that I have sole control over the direction of the line, and that I am allowed to hire (or fire) whomever I choose to further the success of the brand - along with clauses that leave me a very, very rich man when Hasbro eventually tries to oust me. Then we can start worrying about the game.

I know my priorities are backwards, but there are 5 (7?) editions of D&D that are all perfectly serviceable and fun to play. I have some ideas about the game that I think would be fun to implement, and maybe even profitable; but I've seen how the corp treats its lackeys.

I'm willing to bet he turned his back on the tiger after the finger worked.

Which is so weird, because the Flintstones is clearly the future.

Whew. Dodged that bullet.

You'd need some kind of Immortal like Charlemagne or Paul Mounet.