u/doubled112

Welcome to IT. I used to get paged out of bed for typos by people making 2x what I did or more.

You get used to it.

Why is there a 3 ft long torque wrench in the back?

Never know when you’re going to need to tweak some loose screws, officer. Been a lot of flying wheels in the news lately.

Let’s take the warning labels off and let the problems sort themselves out.

“Natural consequences”

I've only ever got this one ticket, but it was a speeding ticket on a G2 and I had my license suspended because of it.

The ticket was only a 5% increase, and that increase was listed on the paperwork. I turned 25 the next year and my insurance went down. We assumed the suspension would count against me, but they said it was only a speeding ticket, don't worry about it. Eventually that ticket and the 5% was no longer listed but the insurance never really changed price due to other things.

Nah, dinosaurs aren't real and fossils were planted by the devil to trick you!

Just move to Toronto for one of those $500K+ 235 sq-ft condos. Being able to check if the fridge is closed with your toes from bed is actually a feature!

Some people I've known in Canada would have dealt with him by themselves too. We just don’t seem to like to talk about it.

English sucks. Words iz hard. It's not even different dialects, just context dependent.

Would you mate with your mate, mate?

And if the assailant isn't found for 27 years?