u/el_butt

Occasionally I get handed MRE's from 2019, based on the expiration date of the skittles. They're still edible. Probably the biggest downside of working at a headquarters.

Oh. That’s no fun.

In like a random city anywhere in the country?

It’s two of our defining traits!

No MOS specializes in shooting black people. Just go be a cop.

She remembers specifically that it took her 3 days by bus to get from eastern Kentucky to north Florida in 1947.

The Marine recruiter said the Army lets me pick my job, the Marines let me be a Marine and that’s about it.

I remember talking with my grandma about this, she’s 87. She remembers how everything took forever to get done so you just waited or did other errands while you waited. Life was slower because you couldn’t move any faster. She found life back then pretty frustrating.

Bigotry powered gender euphoria

I really wanted an artillery battle between the land ships and Stonehenge.

Same age. Life's been a dream man. Life has never been good, never is good, and never will be good. We were too young to realize the amount of crisis that were happening all over the world at all times. That's it. The 90's had its fair share of genocides, wars, famines, and hate. No different than now. Such is life. So that's how I cope and like I said, I've never been better.

I have a couple of amazon target stands and break down the target and amazon boxes from my wife's orders. If I need to freshen up the target I staple a dixie plate to the center to get a little extra life out of it.

In real life I guided in an airstrike on a RPG team. That was a laser guided bomb for two dudes. So its not unrealistic.

This'll be the fucked up verison of Guy's Grocery Games ever. I can't wait to see if anyone survives.

He's a fighter pilot now, so yeah he's still pretty cool.

Its cheesy but its earnest in its cheesiness and that's honestly what I love about this entry

Golf, painting, skiing, and writing in addition to shooting. I try an engage in each about once a month or more.

It’s the least I can do after pirating all of the handbooks I’ve used.

I live in El Paso. I see Chihuahua license plates before I leave my neighborhood.

Mix some food in there. All that on an empty is not a good mood.

Wonder what kind of snacks the vending machine has, not much else to do at that point. Its between him and the doctors. Not my lane. That being said, I'd be nervous. Its why I mentioned the vending machine, I'm a nervous eater. But all that said, if I was feeling all out of whack, I'd probably look for a counselor or chaplain if that's your flavor.

I actually kinda wanna work at BK. I can't really put words to it but there's a bit of normalcy and comfort I associate with the store and I wanna try.

What kind of racist bullshit is this? Immigrants are full members of their chosen society you bigot. Now help me kill these Sotoans.

I’ll have a pension and a 401k plus my wife’s 401k so we should be fine.

Crazy? I was crazy once.