u/electronuggets

Well, if I remember correctly, there are something like 250 different ethnic groups in Nigeria, so that comes as no surprise.

You sound like a discerning man of experience with such matters.

Jesus fucking Christ on a jumped up pogo stick. Do I have to draw a goddamn picture? The purpose of a budget isn't to address a perceived lack of sufficient income. IT'S TO HELP YOU DECIDE HOW TO USE THE FUNDS YOU ARE RECEIVING. Fuck, you people are a pack of lazy fucking idiots.

Doesn't matter what she calls me the morning after, because she always calls me back the next night.

As stably as Windows runs, lol. It's all relative.

I try not to judge people for stuff like that. I mean, shit happens, and it happens to everyone.

Whaddaya think I meant by "shit happens"? Did I really have to spell it out?

Like I said, it was the theoretical limit. In practice no one realistically put 2 GB in, but higher-end machines could take up to 512 MB.

Jerkins, Lubrisperm... is there a practical difference?

I'm talking RAM, not HDD storage space. I guess I should've specified. Sorry for the confusion.

You're just being mentally lazy. It took me literally five seconds to find this using Google. You don't want a source, you just want an "us vs. them" argument.

What do you mean "you people"?!?

Lol, writing numbers on a piece of paper is "bootstrap bullshit"? Get over yourself.

Yeah, there's a lot of confusing shit about their new law. Like, if the rape victim is under 14, they'll castrate the guy and then put him to death. Like, what is even the fucking point?

Budgeting is nice when you can afford to do it

Unless you make $0 a month, then you can create a budget. If you have a pencil and a piece of paper you can write out a budget. All a budget consists of is a list of income sources and expenditures that help you plot out a financial strategy ahead of time. It doesn't cost anything to write on a piece of paper. Sure, sometimes shit happens (like I said) and unexpected bills pop up, but having a plan ahead of time helps immensely. Financially yolo'ing your way through life just makes those "shit happens" moments more frequent. A budget is a lot like the speedometer in your car. It's just an instrument that tells you when it's okay to speed up, as well as when you need to slow down.

You look like someone's fat, lesbian step-daughter.

He became a history major because his hopes of ever leaving Virginland are ancient history.

Oh God, I remember back in college the storage for the university mainframe consisted of this setup about the same dimensions as a good-sized office desk. It was 8 platters maybe 3 feet in diameter stacked in this big assembly. Each platter held something like 1.2 GB or so. The whole thing held approximately 10 or 11 GB and cost $250,000. My how times have changed. I can pop down to Wallyworld and buy a portable thumb drive that'll hold more than that for like $5-$10.

Mr. Ram? How'd you know what your mom calls me?

The theoretical max on Win 95 was actually only 2 GB, but it often failed to boot or run properly if you had more than 512 MB. Some of that depended on system configuration, but I never saw a machine run Win 95 stably using more than amount.

I try not to judge people for stuff like that. I mean, shit happens, and it happens to everyone. That being said, though, how hard is it to track your finances and talk about the budget with an s/o if you have one? It's basic math, and I daresay a person's finances are an important enough aspect of life to put forth some effort toward it.

Back in the day, get the switch didn't mean fetch the Nintendo...

Lol. Me too, but the jump was from 128 KB to 512 KB.

Lol, that was my first thought as well. "I see he's already got the Jerkins lotion out for his new porn mega-station."

who would be violent enough to actually do these sorts of punishments

Well, the new law specifically states the testicles would be removed surgically, so I'm assuming it would be a doctor with the convicted rapist under sedation, but don't quote me on that.

Is that you Nick?