u/evildankface
- 8points
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No
I rolled hearing · $1M
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I think my ally will just enslave Godzilla somehow, turning it into like an elevator? I stopped playing Minecraft when like horses were new so idk what they got going on now
Rolled: Your weapon: Light saber | Your vehicle: F-16 | Your ally: Minecraft Steve
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This doesn't sound that hard
I rolled Food: Cereal with orange juice · Amount: $999
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I think I'll be alright, assuming I get like brought out by people
I rolled Place: Lost in the middle of the desert · Duration: 2 hours
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I live here
I picked Yes
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It was all good
I rolled The Crime: Tipping over a cow for sport · The Sentence: Six months Probation
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With a parachute? Is the plane flying? I would do it if like it's parachuting
I rolled Task: Jump out of a plane · Amount: $1M
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Yea I'll survive, I've definitely gone that long without eating/drinking lol, unless the island has like venomous stuff
I rolled Stranded on an island · 7 hours
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That's pretty cool, so am I weak in the day, or like is that my baseline? Either way sick
Rolled: Species: Moonkin - Mystical being empowered by moonlight | Class: Artificer - Inventor crafting magical devices | Special ability: Healing Magic - Heal wounds and illness | Curse or blessing: Rapid Healing - Injuries heal quickly
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No
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Hell yea I would
Rolled: Looks: 8/10 | Personality: 100/10 | Green Flag: Keeps every promise | Red Flag: None
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Easiest choice of my life lol
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The
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No
I rolled Looks out of 10: 2 · Hornyness out of 10: 2 · Type of personality: Lovely · Their personality trait extremity: 0
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Zeus
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Baby don't hurt me
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pan, but at this point everyone is gay lol
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THANK YOU!!! bro this has been killing me forever lol
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Yes, I wanted the better equipment, and I wanted more gun stuff, maybe I mixing up games cause there's 2 versions and I played at launch. The one where you ambush and unload into them was sick in p5
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Yea i mean if they pay 80% and do the dishes i aint gonna complain about them streaming, that's how they're paying 80%
Rolled: Their contribution to the rent: 80% | What chore they do: Dishes | How big is the apartment?: 2bd 1.5bth | Their quirk: Spends all of their free time streaming
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Oh shoot, I didn't even think of that! I hope not!!! Damn I had the cool fire guy with red hair and this electric wolf kid, I thought they were awesome, and this music healer water girl like looking nice... Damn I hope I can get it back.
I made a report ticket
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Oh shit I didn't even think of that! I hope not!!! Damn I had the cool fire guy with red hair and this electric wolf kid, I thought they were awesome, and this music healer water girl like looking nice... Damn I hope I can get it back.
I made a report ticket
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Is DSP the "what the hell's a crouch jump" guy in Black Messa?

I would assume the one for gay people, or a bundle of sticks slang for cigarettes in England