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Maybe George put a Babe Ruth-esq curse on the star wars franchise before selling it?
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Shit 14 years into the war and The Coalition STILL didn't have any kind of viable large scale countermeasure against The Locust's ability to just pop up outta the ground unannounced. They only lucked out with the plateu underneath Jacinto being insanely dense.
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Maybe getting older helps?
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Baurus, the guy who got the emperor killed? That Baurus?
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That shot in the trailer makes me think there's gonna be a "Beyond the Aquila Rift" type reveal with that lady.
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What format pattern are you seeing? I'm curious.
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Yeah I noticed that, I figured it was Halo 3's because as soon as I heard those fucking strings I had a goddamn flashback to being a scared shitless 11yr old trying to scoot n boogie my way to the end of that level.
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Swear to god it sounds like "Shadows" from Halo 3.
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Oh I know, I go back and forth on whether I like that about him or not.
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Absolutely not
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Guest written by Quintin Tarantino?
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There's plenty of discontented orkz out there. Whatever the hell Ghaz is going through is more like the orkizh equivalent to enui or a existential crisis.
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Good use of Halo 3's flood music.
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💪🥵
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I thought it was Karl Urban with MPB
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Or maybe a documentary about that thing happening, that'd be cool.
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It's this line of thinking that gets superman shot dead inside a krytonite laced box.
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It's why he's "The Punisher" and not "The Preempter"
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TLDR: if you see WaYu logos there is a 100% chance BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING.
Earth sucks because megacorperations and a few global wars fucked everything up, humanity's expansion into SPACE is so trecherous and so goddamn piss poorly managed that those selfsame megacorperations decided to make superhuman slaves (convincing enough people that these vat grown humans have the same rights as fucking mining equipment) just to get anything accomplished in a timely manner. Then those superslave space colonists start acting up because of ya know, slavery. So the megacorperations just start putting automatic kill switches into the NEW superslaves and brainwash them into hunting the "old model" slaves. All the while SPACE still """""needs""""" colonizing so now "normal" humans have the choice of indentured servitude (slavery), being a "contractor" (see indentured servitude), or living in the irradiated husks that was earths cities. It's all bad all over. Except for the people who run these megacorps, the worst thing they have to worry about is the off chance that a superslave finds them and crushes their skulls.
Yeah they're called "Custodes"