u/flibbidygibbit

Go back to your safe space: r/conservative

Imagine being so pathetic that you need to point out how pathetic others are so you can feel better about yourself.

My parents are Fox News addicts. They visited a couple years ago.

"You don't have cable? How are we going to watch the news?"

That's the neat part: you won't!!

I showed them a couple episodes of Last Week Tonight and they were visibly shook. They said nothing. Stunned silence.

They took to social media for memes to offset what they just watched.

"Have I been believing lies? No, it's the entire production staff of a cable TV comedy production who are wrong!!!"

And liberals need safe spaces, hahahahha!

no.

Bicycle Rights!!

Pretty sure it's a tweet. r/TrumpcriticizesTrump may have a screenshot

We're done.

He's got a massive stake in DQ

Open up your fucking ears, jackass!

Honkey Bucket?

I do coke so I can work longer so I can earn more so I can do more coke

Jesus Christ Marie

I was hoping for Honky Drum