u/fournameslater

You’re an asshole. A S S H O L E, everybody!

Was there a way to get an Apache helicopter, or was that a different game?

Elevator music!

We're gonna need a vacation.

It's a feature.

Username checks out.

Great Scott!

Thanks, for a minute there I thought my de Beers brainwashing had worn off.

I know that, and you know that, but Marketing does not know that.

Long-term Disability Man!

Returns dirty looks faster than a speeding bullet.

The 5th C = candlepower