u/fozzyboy

Oh no, there's a bear in my bed!

Seriously. The OC blames democrats.

Top comment: Actually it's the republicans' fault.

A single store with a few empty shelves doesn't have to boil down to some political policy or ideology. It can be other things like a defective freezer/refrigerator.

"I literally laughed out loud."

"This made me snort."

"People are staring at me for laughing at this."

Media cosplaying as genuine news feeding gullible people misinformation. Tribal politics rather than critically assessing politicians leading to high partisanship.

Times are different. Nixon wouldn't have had to resign in shame if he were president today.

I think it was looking for the Red Bull.

Huh? You said something?

That's dam right.

IT CAN'T CONTROL IT, OKAY!!!

On those details alone, that wouldn't be prosecuted as a federal crime.

It was a joke. The word "bull" is in the name, and the joke references the common misconception of bulls being attracted to red.

For God shake

Thanks Sean Connery.

Is it questions all the way down?

Are we just ignoring questions and following them up with more questions?

A fresher, if you will.

If you're wondering what's best that's probably it.

Forgot about him.

"Shit. I live on the other side."

You forgot to carry the 1.

President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed a law in 1955 requiring the phrase "In God We Trust" on all paper money and coins, too.

Good luck convincing a Christian that about Satanists.

"We're not that different. Out of the thousands of gods referenced throughout human history, I worship just one less god than you."

Costanza?

Cows have a high pain tolerance. It might be hurting a lot without really showing it much.

Does "solid as a rock" mean nothing to these people?! He's gonna be fiiiiiine.

Had to get a surgeon to reattach my butt when I lmao'd a few years back. People, please, don't lmao. The rehab was brutal and the trauma stays with you. I can't look at funny memes anymore. I'm relegated to r/funny