u/freyjathebloody

A fortune coochie if you will 😝

Definitely at least call your local exotic vet and see if it was SAFE to consume. If it is, then just observe and wait for a gross poop.

This is the first time I’ve seen a post about them eating something they shouldn’t and it isn’t substrate. So I have no idea if they can be omnivorous, but I’m assuming they can have plant matter since their food eats plants, and they’d have to digest their foods food too 🤷‍♀️

Sequins 🤮 and it’s not only when I’m alone. I’m gagging just thinking about them and my palms are sweating.
Idk why. Thrifting is a fucking panic inducing nightmare during the holiday season. Those fucking things are on everything 🤢🤢🤢

All my reading says they like it warmer lol, but none of my animals are normal 🤣 my hognose was your standard drama noodle for his first year and a half… but apparently he downloaded an update and is now a sweet lovely boy who SEEKS OUT attention.
My cat is running social dog software and is the house guest ambassador. Our standard poodle is 70lbs of floor rug and zero bark. 🤷‍♀️ I love my weirdos.

I lowered my basking side to 86 and that seemed to make my girl much happier than in the 90s. My girlie was never over on the hot side when it was in the 90s but that just might be her personal preference. She seems to prefer her cool side

This.
If you think cat hair on things is a problem, you probably shouldn’t get any mammals.
KITTENS will almost always be a menace. My tabby was an awful mean feral bastard for 2 years, found him in the trash as a baby. He’s 6 now and such a good boy, but there are many scars and broken trinkets thanks to him. And I absolutely would go through it all over again, and will, once him and his brother have lived long healthy happy lives.

Reptiles have had a really bad PR team for decades, but they make great pets. I have two snakes, and they are both silly social noodles who are out and about in their enclosures, and love having handling time. Care is both simpler and more complex than a cat depending on the species. A cat will tell you its food bowl is empty, while a snake needs specific temperatures and humidity levels and they won’t tell you a damn thing lol.

Obviously not your fault but a shitty company loophole, I’d be pissed too.

Any time I’ve had an electronic device that got replaced by warranty, that items’ warranty reset with the replacement item.

If a battery has a 5 year warranty and gets replaced… the new battery should be covered by a new warranty 🤷‍♀️

Gotta love capitalism winning at the end of the day 🤬

Then I’d have had to manually adjust every single item in the bitches full cart, and get a manager to approve anything with more than a $4 difference. Can’t win with those types of people lol

Got off work early, went to surprise my boyfriend(ex) with a cd he wanted and some snacks.
I arrive at his work and see his car rocking. I wait for him and his guest to finish and go back to work (don’t fuck your coworkers! Didn’t your parents teach you not to shit where you eat???).
When the coast was clear I opened the car door and carved Cheater into the leather back seat, and went home.

He called me when he was off work, upset and crying that someone vandalized his car and he can’t come hang out tonight.
Mother fucker didn’t even think that I might have been the one who caught him being a shitbag.

Are you a player in said game?
If not, why would you not be doing your own thing while they play?
If you are a player… maybe communicate with your partner about it?

NTA. The kid is 5 and doesn’t get the basic concept of thanksgiving? That’s a parenting fail not your fault.

I’m a cashier. We often have prices marked down.
Had a lady SCREAM at me and demand a manager because things weren’t ringing up as marked.

THEY WERE COMING UP CHEAPER THAN MARKED and the dumb bitch was mad about it until myself, two cashiers next to me, three team leads and a manager finally explained it dumb enough for her to comprehend.

She wanted a gift card for the inconvenience. Ma’am you’re the one who caused the problem, we’re not giving you a gift card for being an idiot.

My dude was 6 months old when I got him and went immediately into a 20g. It was and is jam packed full of hides and clutter for him, so he has always been very confident about roaming his domain, like him perched on his basking throne. Hes gonna be 2 in March and I just love him ❤️

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I mean… technically a golden retriever since literally nothing changes in care needs 🤣

Lmao honestly though that could be cute 🤣 some of the teas have cute little motivational things on their tag

So sorry for your loss 😭 sadly there’s always the chance that there’s something wrong on the inside that we just can’t figure out until it’s too late.
Don’t let that discourage you from keeping a snake again ❤️‍🩹 especially a kingsnake, cause normally they are ridiculous little thrivers. Big hugs fam

This! My MBK is Sylvanas, and I have an Under City neon theme in her tank. Fish tank plants and decor are where it’s at 👌
Already made soft and safe for fish fins and being in water, so they don’t have rough edges or grow mold.

As others have stated, need way more clutter to keep your baby happy. And as soon as possible switch to a lamp and not a heat mat, colubrids burrow to escape the heat, mats are counter intuitive to their instincts.

Sylvanas here has 4 hides and plenty of things to climb, but she chooses to wedge herself between the glass and her water dish. Sometimes they really are just dorks.

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In my 38 years of having cats, it depends on the cat. Some will stop once you take them off enough times. Others won’t give a fuck what you do for their entire lives. My 6 year old tabby has defeated every deterrent the internet has suggested; thought the tin foil on the counter was great fun, he got tape stuck to his poor orange brother, clapping loudly and saying no just gives him airplane ears, even tried the controversial spray bottle to which he just sits there annoyed and soggy. Strong smells like vinegar or citrus? Knocks it off the counter.

I’ve lucked out on a very all bark no bite snake lol. He will bluff hiss himself off of his basking rock with a thud, but his mouth only opens for his door dashed mouse in his dark room 🤣

She looks like she’s got a fairly chunky tail, so I think girl might be a good assessment. My Arthas has a very long thin tail (good for him! 🤣)

As someone who worked in a healthcare for many years… missing deadlines can literally kill people.

If you’ve had her for a while now, start increasing your handling times. I got my guy as a 6 month old, and after he was quarantined and given his settling time I went from 2-3 mins, up to 5, and now some days I even take him outside (in my hands) to get some real sunshine for 10-15 mins these days. I think the outside time has made him a lot more agreeable to being handled, as he no longer runs, hisses and hides when I’m opening his “house”. Today I was just cleaning his water dish and dude came right up to me and checked out what I was doing.

This… even a clever hoggie with TWO brain cells could not concoct that brilliant of a plan.
Usually my hoggies “genius” ends in a thud of him falling off shit he tried to climb

People think connective tissue disorders are minor, inconvenient things. Sure my party tricks were cool 20 years ago, but now turns out it’s not just my joints that are affected.

Did you know your ENTIRE body is made of connective tissue and it can fail on you after a little too much stress?