u/fukboi_21

R.I.P. ODB 🙏

Single player bc I'm old and poor and can't stand the lobbies or want to buy upgrades

Clockwork

I have a friend who calls it "Shoot the Queen," and it cracks me up every single time

Well, Ankh also destroys all other jokers than the one it copies. So, probably Ankh to get the first one and then two invisible Jokers. That would be my guess

Given they're using ghost deck, they likely used their Hex spectral card to make the first banana polychrome. Ankh, another spectral card, makes a copy of a joker. There's also Invisible Joker, which duplicates a joker. In theory, he could also use Showman to get duplicates in the shop, but a polychrome banana like this seems unlikely

Matt Rife

There's this guy in Australia, Reuben Solo, with two very funny and interesting specials on YouTube

"The Hologram's a Hologram, but the extra joker slot could be anything. It could even be a Hologram!"

I could see a scenario where key writers return post Matt and Trey, and the boys go into 5th grade as a continuation.

But they'd probably fuck it up

"Balatro" means Joker in Latin

Who are you, and are you funnier than Matt Rife?

Looks like Mr Bean lmao

Step over this line. Ha-ha! You stepped over the liiiine!

Holy shit never thought I'd see Randy Prozac posted here

For the uninitiated:

http://sentimentalcorp.org/

Intense content warning

You might have the body of a boxer, but you definitely have the face of one

Is it weird if I say there's something ...magical about this song?

It really captures the feel of being adrift in this city. A ship without a heading, but also isn't looking for one

There's something about the lyrics that resonate with me and really speak volumes above what they're actually saying. Really cool track!

1) this assumes GGG would be willing to accept this role. Say what you want, but from Greg's perspective going from national coach to MLS Coach is a massive step backwards. Especially for a team that, on paper, is not in a position to compete for a title (currently). Jesse Marsch only recently became a NT manager, despite a far more impressive club level resume

2) front office would have to really, really think he's the guy to do this. They've got to be well aware of the backlash and reluctance of the fan base to accept him as manager. It would be such an uphill battle for him to prove himself here that they'd really have to believe in him knowing there's going to be very little goodwill from the fans, and potentially the players

3) berhalter's philosophy and tactics don't seem to be very expansive and attacking, which is the name of the game in MLS. It's straight up not a good culture fit for what AU has demonstrated as their club identity.

Look of he comes here, I'll be behind him for as long as it's clear he needs to go. But honestly I'd rather ride with Valentino as he has a proven track record of doing more with less in this organization that someone who's pissing away the best USA squad we've had for as long as I can remember

I agree Adams is second to the ball. For sake of argument, let's assume cautioning Adams is the correct call here. With whistle blown and yellow out of his pocket, he allows a quick restart that initiates an attack phase.

This is objectively 100% wrong and incorrect. For a caution, play must resume on a whistle, after the player has been fully booked. He even makes the arm signals an advantage call, even though play has been stopped. The only way that could be allowed is if he doesn't stop play to allow for advantage.

Once play has been restarted, you cannot go back to discipline players. If play has not been restarted, you can literally change the call, enact any disciplinary measures etc. This is objective and clear in the Laws of the game, and it's why you see goal kicks or throw ins held for so long once a VAR check is underway. You either stop play to caution/send off a player, and resume play once this action is complete, or allow play to continue and the come back for the offense at the next stoppage.

Shocking from an international level official, really

I genuinely dislike CR7 and think he's a bad person. But from his point of view, and those of the players on the pitch if you want to get on with the game and/or deescalate the situation this is the way to go. Put your arm around them, allow security to catch up, and move on. It completely deflates the spectacle that is a pitch invader. From a sporting point of view, I get it.

That said, he's a self-important dickhead and probably loves this shit and is happy to engage with "fans" for self-aggrandizing and/or PR reasons. End of the day, it's not really his problem to deal with, he should just be playing football. But when put in that situation, I respect that decision to take control of the situation and move things along so that the game can continue and the conflict is minimized

Okay being hypercritical your first mistake ~10 sec in following up when he can take possession is your fault, but you make a great recovery, and then, after you stall, you're 100% right to try and play off your back board.

I don't think you were perfect, but you were trying your best, and once you manage to stop their transition, your sins are forgiven. At that point, he should just be covering the goal as youre in the best position to clear the ball and/or danger.

Imo you make the first mistake but not only fix it, but continue after to make the best decisions and play available

Anyone own goaling deliberately is always to blame lol you did great man fuck that guy I wouldn't worry to much about. If you create a problem but then fix it it's really hard to ask more than than of any teammate 👍

Fucking perfect

Doug Internet Theory

Wtf this reads exactly like Doug 👀

I'm dying picturing Doug fucking Stanhope drinking on his laptop somewhere randomly plugging his book on reddit