u/garbageman13

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Not always the case. In my company people believe that you HAVE to be an asshole to be a good manager, especially in the upper executive ranks.

I’ve seen so many nice friendly hard working managers get passed over while others who are rude, spiteful, aggressive, antagonistic bullies move up the ranks.

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Best way to convince your guy you love his wang is to show him

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Step 1 - Unexpected blowjob

Step 2 - Make happy sounds during blowjob

Step 3 - Pull it out and say “God I love your dick”

Step 4 - Lick it then deep throat

If you do that, and it doesn’t shut him up then he doesn’t deserve you.

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I believe it’s referred to as “the default setting”

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Having two salaries is very nice for paying bills, vacations, things like that. I honestly don’t know how other couples do it, even with 2 salaries life is so expensive.

Only real drawback is that because she’s not a sahm, there’s no pressure on her to do any chores. I do almost all the daily household chores. Sometimes I feel like a neglected 1950s housewife.

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This is literally the BK sub bro.

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The Trump Stages of Denial

1 - Denial: "I didn't do it. Fake News.”

2 - Blame: "Someone else did it."

3 - So What?: "Even if I did it, it's not a big deal," or "What's the problem?"

4 - Admission: "Yes, I did it, and here's why it was good/necessary."

We are now at stage 3.

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Just be careful bro. I’ve heard stories of dudes who hired escorts that brought very unfriendly pimps to the door.

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Trump stages of denial and accusations. We are currently at stage 1 and 2.

  1. Denial: "I didn't do it." “Fake news”
  2. Blame: "Someone else did it," or "It's the fault of others."
  3. So What?: "Even if I did it, it's not a big deal," or "What's the problem?"
  4. Admission (sometimes with justification): "Yes, I did it, and here's why it was good/necessary."
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Gay bars are fantastic for the self esteem.

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Dude.. suicide is the cruelest thing you can do to anyone who ever loved you.

You die, and it’s like a grenade went off and hurt them all more than you could ever imagine.

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Underrated comment here.

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Hey. Just wanted to say 2 things.

One: the world is full of boring stupid people who think they are better than everyone else. Think of it like a huge painting, and most of it is a drab brown or grey.

Two: you are not one of those boring stupid people. You bring something different to the world. We need different, or the grand vision of all life will only consist of drab colors.

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Being able to take care of yourself without government interference?

So you think women should be able to take care of themselves, and the government shouldn’t interfere with what they do with their bodies?

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I was trying to think of a way to say this.

That feeling when you have the testosterone fueled adrenaline pumping through your veins, it is easy to see where the comic book idea of the hulk rage came from.

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BUT GAS PRICESSSSSS

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I was just thinking the same. With the success of this series I can totally see them eventually going back to do a young Obi series.

Question is, who would play him and how old would he be for the series?

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Paraphrasing the great Michael Bolton…

Why should WE leave? They’re the ones who suck!

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I really think this is going to cause a lot of people to stop going to church and lose their faith as they are angry uncomfortable and scared.

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Better than flying.

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I’d love to see the video of just the muses dancing and not all the storyboards mixed in!

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Yeah I saw a food show once where they showed how they make the meat edible. So weird, like they hang it up raw in a barn, then put it in a box for a month raw… then slice off a tiny piece to eat. Something like that.

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Free gift cards for searching with bing!

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The thing a lot of the wing nuts don’t get is, on the lefty side you don’t have to agree with every single thing a person you like says. It’s ok to disagree, we’re not a cult.

Like Carlin did some rants about how his immune system was super strong and could fight off anything because he didn’t wash his hands. Agree to disagree on that one. But I can still agree with him about how big money rules the world.