u/gddg01

Don’t let me be cleared

Crazy that if your brain worked exactly in reverse you would have the functioning logic faculties to sort this out

No shit, he’s like the patient zero for that shit since the late 90’s

Wait i thought my mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass

1.) when he says this, he is lying

2.) the lie serves to boost the valuation as in “see we’re definitely going to do that thing that is even possible asap” & keep more fraudulent money up in the air for him to move around

Then i met my rich husband whom i definitely married for love & looks & personality

Yeah, if they would just go about it the right way & start banging jon lovett & get promoted through the ranks